Gum Machine
When someone has an unusually large gum line. Typically they are attractive at first, but when they smile you are turned off instantly.
Gum Machine by zayzay November 4, 2008
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Texas Bubble Gum Machine
A state trooper's car, usually from the Lone Star State. The term became popularized in the film "Smokey and the Bandit."
Texas Bubble Gum Machine by T-Dog Jenkins February 24, 2005
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A Highway Patrol Officer, derived from when the siren on a HP car was a single strobe and looked like a bubble gum machine.
bubble gum machine by Pork King April 30, 2003
Gum ball machine
Gum ball machine by Captain Compost June 20, 2010
Slap-ass gum-ball machine
When a man has a hole in his underwear. You slap his ass pull up his penis and his balls fall through the hole.
The slap-ass gum-ball machine: John sees Spencers underwear has a hole in them . “John slapped his ass, pulled his Willy wiener, and his balls fell out.” I just did the slapp-ass gum-ball machine you. You’re dog water.
Slap-ass gum-ball machine by Kentucky kfc January 27, 2022
gum ball machine
When one person bites the other partners right testicle off and as they swallow are repeatedly hit in the throat as a quarter is inserted past their ovaries. They immediately shit the testicle out at 700 feet per second penetrating a recently dug up dead guys rectum.
Example 1
Guy 1,"Nah dog i'm tired from that gum ball machine Laura gave me last night, I don't wanna do shit."
Example 2
Kittens
Guy 1,"Nah dog i'm tired from that gum ball machine Laura gave me last night, I don't wanna do shit."
Example 2
Kittens
gum ball machine by super-mega-jesus-god-BITCH-HOE May 16, 2010