Guitarded is usually (and at times, considerablly offendsive) slang for a person with some form of retardation playing a guitar, however it does vary. Guitarded could also define a mentally normal person that isn't good at the guitar, or a person that lacks knowledge on music.
It could also refer to guitar center, a popular chain in the US for instruments. Keep in mind, when referred to as "Guitarded center", the person using the word is usually not fond of guitar center (Personally I don't mind the store, but many people dislike it).
1: guitarded as in person with retardation playing guitar:" Hey Mikey, Did you know that Billy with the downs
is learning the guitar?"
" Ah...so he's guitarded now, right Jeffrey?"
2: Guitarded as in a person that lacks musical knowledge.
"Dude. You don't even know what a Fsharp/D chord is!? And you've been playing for three years? No offence, Mikey, but you're guitarded."
3: Guitarded as in "person that is poor at playing the guitar": " Says Mr. Jeffrey who's so guitarded that he can't even play the G chord!"
4: Guitarded as in a reference to the music store chain Guitar Center: "Mike, I'm sorry." "I'm sorry too, Jeff. How about we go kill some time at Guitarded center?"
Someone with little to no musical skill on the guitar.
He cant even make an Em, he must be guitarded.
When someone has played their guitar or bass guitar to the point that they are completely 'played out', or brain dead.
How you feel after playing an extra long set or gig.
"Man we've been jammin for six and a half hours. I'm guitarded."
Some dude at a bar when you just finished your last set and are rollin up for the night-"Hey I love you guys man you really sound great! Say, I play guitar too, and I was wondering if you wanted to jam.
You - "Sorry man, I'm guitarded. Not tonight."
Someone who doesn't know alot about the guitar, guitar+retarded.
Sorry i can't play lead, i'm guitar'ded
1. A paradox in which one forgets to play the guitar while playing the guitar.
Johnny's playing horribly, he's bit guitarted today.
One who is incredibly good at Guitar Hero
and proud of it, but has never played an actual guitar. Also one who is impressed by Guitar Hero
skills yet unimpressed by actual guitar playing.
Guitarded one: Dude! I got five stars on Dragon Force on expert last night!
Normal Human: OK. I played Stairway to Heaven
backwards on an actual guitar.
Guitarded One: So....?
The inevitable state attained when a normally skilled guitar player loses said skill after over-imbibing in alcohol and/or other narcotics, and can no longer play a normally easy song or riff
Note: normally this is used only by the guitar player him/herself, as those in the vicinity are likely also too inebriated to notice the guitardedness
1)Fuck! I'm guitarded. 2)I'll play you this song unless I'm already too guitarded.
Of or describing an individual who, despite undying effort, can not seem to improve at guitar playing whatsoever.
"What in the fuck is that God-forsaken, aural-rape sound coming from upstairs?! My fucking ears are bleeding!" "It's darned ol' Marcus and his guitar. Word around town has it he's guitarded."