Guide-monkey 

Similar to a guide dog but instead of leading the blind they lead the distracted.

dennis bought a guide-monkey to make him a better man

Guide-monkey by joe mortell April 21, 2008

Guido-grease-mokney 

A nicely tanned italian that is good with cars

Usually has a first or middle name of Antonio

"Hey man this Guido-grease-mokney totally helped jump my car today after school!"

Guido-grease-mokney by Guido-grease-monkey February 24, 2010