Guffness

Used to describe something very impressive, delicious, great, smart or anything you really like.

When something is even better than Guff then it has lots of Guffness.

Or the Auzzie Boys Gang.

Your brain is full of Guffness today. (That is a very Guff idea)

Thankyou for this meal, Guff, Guffness.

When you see a hot chick you say "Guffness".

by ChuffedTony September 20, 2006

guff

When something is a load of rubbish !
talking non-sense

dont give us yer guff : dont tok shite/rubbish

by hisstohat March 14, 2009

guff

A cloud of foul gas left hovering in the air after some bastard just farted.

Whilst shopping in the frozen meats section of the supermarket I walked into someone’s guff and nearly blew chunks on the cold meat display

by derek May 26, 2005

guff

giving someone problems
aka beef, shananigans,sass,shit

Dont you give me no guff slut or i'll slap yo eye straight

by DayDay December 17, 2003

guff

"general unspecified free food"

This is a cooperative term originated in the Ann Arbor Student Cooperatives, specifically in the Michigan House.

Though the term originated to refer to food, it is now expanded to anything that is available for use by anyone, for example, food, blankets, books, and penises.

Hey, are these cookies guff?

Yeah, I made them for everyone last night.

by gufflove September 15, 2010

Guff

Over-inflated information, bordering on superfluous or wholly irrelevant.

Origins: Onomatopoeic word describing a fart that starts with a short, low musical note, followed by a more prolonged, muffled “fffffh”, usually achieved by sitting on office furniture.

"Never read the manual, it's usually just guff in twenty languages."

by Um Kazaar March 27, 2003

guff

Idle talk or excuses.

Don't give me any of your guff.

by Sista from anotha Mista August 21, 2005