Guestomer 

A corporation that refers to its' customers as guests in an attempt to gain false trust with a patron.

Employee: "A customer is looking for a dictionary and ettiquette book, but I'm not sure where they are located in the store."
Manager: "We don't have customers, we have guests."
Employee: "I'm sorry, a guestomer is looking for a....ahh forget it, pretty obvious this store doesn't carry either."

Guestomer by Dienysus December 23, 2009

gustometer

A handy tool to precisely measure wind gust.

My gustometer indicates that it may be unsafe to have the rabbits ride in the parade today.

gustometer by Dr Bunnygirl November 29, 2019

guessometer 

The range indicator on the instrument cluster of an electric car, particularly Nissan Leaf. It is called a guessometer due to its inability to provide a reliable number for the remaining range of the electric car.

The guessometer dropped to 40 miles just after 10 miles driving.

guessometer by MiKeEchoSierra February 17, 2019

Guesterbate 

The act of masturbating while staying as a guest in someone else's home. Particularly entertaining if it is in the home of someone you do not like.

Harper: "Hey Chuck, I'm going home tomorrow, so you can have the room to yourself."
Chuck: "Thanks man, but I don't need it."
Harper: "You sure? I've been around all week."
Chuck: "I'm good bro, I guesterbated in JJ's room last night while he was asleep."
Harper: "Awww man that's dirty, wish I woulda thought to do that."

Guesterbate by Chuck Briarton February 4, 2010

Guestosterone 

1. noun A display either by physical trait, or character, which make testosterone levels easily recognizable.

Q. Do you think that chick's on like beaver tranquilizers or steroids?

A. My Guestosterone says she must be, her mustache is chewbaca-thick.

Guestosterone by Atom Ekwillz Adam May 8, 2013

Grustomer 

British slang for someone who purchases or solicits the purchase of Crack and/or Heroin.

It originates from a dealer named Grey and his customers that were often sighted around.
So the word Grey and customer were blended together to make Grustomer.

Ironically the slang words for Crack and Heroin in England are White and Black or Light and Dark - In that order.

These colours mixed to make the colour grey.

Synonyms: Budgehead, Crackhead, Nitty, etc.

Max: Ew, there's bare grustomers about.
Carl: Yeah... Fuckin' nitty.

Grustomer by FeelsGravyMan July 29, 2018

guestpert 

Someone invited on to a television program to pretend to know something about something.

I was watching several different networks and they all seemed to have the same guestpert on about the virus.

guestpert by Cynicool January 18, 2021