A term for oral sex. It is derived from the noise made by the woman when she gags on the male genitalia and produces a sound that resembles a muffled "guatemala."
by bleeberry May 29, 2010
A top-secret code name for a little fat kid spotted out in public, so as to not draw attention to the fact that you're commenting on the obesity of a child. Can be abbreviated to "guat".
Look over there, we've got a guatemala at 4 o'clock near the Doritos!
I love the way that guatemala dances in that funny YouTube video!
I love the way that guatemala dances in that funny YouTube video!
by pinkgold December 1, 2015
A sex act where a man gets on his hands and knees while the girl strokes his penis from behind. At the same time, she tosses the guy's salad. During that time, the guy lets loose a load of diarrhea, creating the "mudslide."
Note: Contaminated water in Guatemala lends itself to diarrhea production.
Note: Contaminated water in Guatemala lends itself to diarrhea production.
by MikeandJohn January 30, 2011
noun: sickness which developes after consuming large amounts of spicy mexican foods, and recieving either of the following condicions: heartburn,
bloating, diarrhea, narcolepsy, bedwetting, genital herpes, impotence, menopause, temporary blindness, polio, testicular cancer, agoraphobia, loss of the ability to smell and/or taste, or even hobophobia.
bloating, diarrhea, narcolepsy, bedwetting, genital herpes, impotence, menopause, temporary blindness, polio, testicular cancer, agoraphobia, loss of the ability to smell and/or taste, or even hobophobia.
1: after eating at the local taco stand, i started to feel guatemala's revenge setting in, so I ran to the bathroom.
2: when talking to my friend, i accidently said "guatemala's revenge", rather than montezuma's revenge, so i saved myself from looking stupid by insisting that it was a real word and later decided to make it a real term.
2: when talking to my friend, i accidently said "guatemala's revenge", rather than montezuma's revenge, so i saved myself from looking stupid by insisting that it was a real word and later decided to make it a real term.
by Jwave January 17, 2005
by Anonymous May 8, 2003
by mary k July 14, 2005
A Guatemala Cocktail is the act of taking a spicy shit in a cocktail glass and force feeding your partner the contents while shattering the glass on their nose and upper lip.
I hear Katie gave Tom a Guatemala Cocktail yesterday. She did it to get him to dump her but that sick bastard LOVED it.
by Mega Hemroids January 1, 2022