Guamy

Unwell, slightly disoriented, off-colour. The uncomfortable sensation just before plunging into sickness. Possibly historically related to the physical discomfort experienced by allied troops in the occupation of the tropical island of Guam, where malaria, dysentery, dengue fever and cholrea were rife.

The barman noted the guamy eyes of the stranger and refused to serve him anymore. Instead, he offered him a comfortable couch in the foyer.

by Donald Muffkin December 9, 2007

Guamy

The texture of a particularly oily turd.

I think I have food poisoning. My stomach hurts and my shit's been guamy all day.

by jaspyprancer January 5, 2021

Guamy

Oversized spanyard Tanks that laugh at jokes without even knowing what you are talking about..prone to lots of burger king to survive ....Gaumy's often encounter problems..like breathing..and excersise...
Guamy's will put you on ignore if you hassle thier clan...
BUNG

by Fen March 19, 2003

guamy

A pedophile that co-owns an Ice Cream Truck with his pedo-in-crime, Ivan.

Those pedo's, Guamy and Ivan, just munged some goo beeds.

by kinetx April 29, 2005

guamie

a native of, or one who can trace their heritage to, Guam, of particularly brittle bone construction, yet spry in ability to move.

Andrew is really Guamie Guamishi.

by chris russo July 24, 2010

guamy

A pedophile that co-owns an Ice Cream Truck with his pedo-in-crime, Ivan.

Those pedo's, Guamy and Ivan, just munged some goo beeds.

by kinetx April 29, 2005

Guamy

(Adjective) used to describe something of poor quality or dirty in nature. Originating from the rundown state of the tropical island of Guam

My car rusted out in the first two years on Guam, now it looks super guamy.

by Strawberry Dragon December 8, 2022