Guac Guac 3000

The action of giving a blowjob while using a slice of grapefruit and trying to have a casual conversation about the economy.

I heard my mother giving my Dad the Guac Guac 3000 during my Minecraft let's play last night.

by The yankee with no brim April 14, 2020

Guac guac 9000

When someone's giving you head while you eat an avocado

Dude Stacy gave me

Guac guac 9000

last night I will never forget that.

by Epic gamer 69 420 February 4, 2021

guac

To ejaculate in someone's face after a hearty round of anal sex.

Dude, Janet and I were having an awesome round of butt lovin' and I totally guaced on her!

by jwardle06 December 25, 2006

Guac Guac 9000

The act of putting avocado in your and mouth and proceeding to give someone Astral protection level head to create guacamole in your mouth.

"Honey did you get the supplies for the guac guac 9000?"
"Of course dear the avocados are in the fridge"

by Christopher Dune March 28, 2022

GUAC

To force one cock down anothers throat with furious anger and acute targeting of the tonsil to induce mass gagging, vomiting and the always inevitable "GUAC". The person/persons recieving the "GUAC" will often elect to be killed afterwards.

Yo I was babysitting John sister and I totally made that bitch guac on my cock

Dude shut the fuck up or I wont let my mom guac you

Hey nigger wanna make a penny? Come here and give me a good guac

by John mC nigitire October 31, 2006

guac

A 'guac' can be found in a trendy environment sporting 2+ golf shirts over one another with popped collars. Occasionally, guac's can be spotted wearing toque's in 100 degree weather coupled with shutter shades and a spray on tan.

Look at that fuckin' guac over there standing beside his Honda Civic.

by myagi March 10, 2011

guac

pronounced gwok-The grease-like substance that forms between the scrotum and anus during high physical activity or intense situations.

I've got swampass so bad that guac is dripping down my loins.

by Jay Dub September 15, 2005