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1) To grout somebody.
2) To be grouted.
1) To grout somebody is to: end them; destroy them; blender them; annihilate them.
2) To be grouted is to be: gutted; ended; blendered; saladed.
Grouted by MrTad December 10, 2007
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The act of being Grouted is when a girl wont go down on you, so you grab her by the head in a full nelson and try to pull her head to you crotch.
"That girl was toying with me so I grouted her"
Grouted by JoeyAshland May 8, 2014
Related Words

Grouped On

When a group of individuals turns one member into the object of ridicule
Cole was in Hitler mode. As a result, he was left at Denny's. He was grouped on.

Groove grouter 

1. A male partner who has a hard time getting his shaft in the hole.

2. A male partner with a propensity for clumsiness when working his shaft down there, often approaching the wrong hole.
Barbara:  Herb was so crap in bed. He needs a map to find his way around down there. He acted like a plumber.

Bonnie:  God, I hate groove grouters, they are so clumsy!
The act of being subjected to an unwanted advance at ones personal conduct and living space while receving a loving sticky note with 3pt font and a look of unpreproportional squinting.
"Can you pass the Texas Pete!"
"I just got grooted"
Grooted by a meber of 2 company October 6, 2011
To be in a state of extreme drunkenness. Often leads to innappropriate behaviour, krumping, nausea, karaoke, a feeling of invincibility, unconsciousness, and memory loss the next day.
After 700mls of Bundy, he was completely groted.
groted by David O'Brien January 1, 2009

Grouped out 

Means being a follower. D riding or clout chasing.
They didn’t want him until he got famous. Them girls grouped out/ groupies
Grouped out by Kyla Kim October 18, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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