Guy: I knew this one girl and she got grouponed by like 60 black dudes.
Other guy: Was her name Frosan?
Guy: Her name was Frosan.
when a bunch of guys happen to have a boner at the same time.
hooker: "it's still full-priced fellas, i don't give a groupon discount."
When a group of intoxicated women are dancing provocatively upon their single gay guy friend.
Who do those skanks think they're fooling? It's a total groupon!
Terrible Customer Service. You need help? Forgetaboutit.
How was the DMV? I got Grouponed.
When a bunch of men hanging out together simultaneously get a hardon
. It can occur, for example, when a hot chick passes by them, or if they are watching porn together.
Guy 1: Dude, that girl was hot. I couldn't help getting a hardon from her.
Guy 2: Me too.
Guy 3: Me three. Looks like we're have a groupon.
n)a coupon that causes anxiety through huge discounts...then rapes your sould of its peace and good will toward men, women, and children. N) highly addictive substance that sucks money from your bank account and forces you to purchase things you didnt know you needed. v) to be fucked in an unusually harsh way v) a wallet raping
"you just got grouponed, Bitch!"