A Panda in the Grotto, as mentioned in American Pie Beta House, is a threesome in the pool with a black girl and a white girl. It's gotta be rough though because you gotta remeber, Pandas look cute but they're still big bears.
Hey, dude wht's that scratch on your face from?

Oh, I had panda in the grotto last night. It was sweet but I am worn out!!
by B-West February 4, 2008
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A greatly feared beast that resides in small shaded bodies of water. Preferred habitat is a cave with a waterfall covering the entrance. The Grotto Monster will spring upon prey and destroy them with powerful jaws and arms eating nearly every body part. Due to ferocious attacks he remains perhaps one of most feared monsters in Northern California although he has been spotted several times in southern California.

No one has every captured footage of the Grotto Monster, because no eyewitnesses are ever found. The earliest recording of the Grotto Monster's Legend is somewhere in the early 1980's. Although the sources are plentiful they remain spurious.
"Oh my God! Run for your lives its the Grotto Monster!"
by DR Griffin July 28, 2009
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the art of speaking in a slow and at times sarcastic tone. Often occurs within 'alternative' or 'greebonic' groups of society. uses old words that make a sentence amusing
person a: "yo my bretherin, this grotto speak we have invented be'ith funky and shit."

Person b: "aye, tiz my bretherin, no let us enjoy to go to a party, word"
by Green_Day_All_Day January 21, 2006
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1)The Gatis Grotto: Free Cave/Cavern;

2)used on the IGN message boards for the free trial boards for:
2a)n00bs
2b)The Vestibule
OMG, IGN changed the name of the the boards to The Gratis Grotto! OMGWTF!?
by Rad5566 April 3, 2004
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Sitting near The Enchanted Grotto allows us to determine which passengers have prostate issues.
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Quite simply one of the best local restaurants ever. It's only store is in Waukesha, WI. If you ever visit and do not go here, you are definitly missing out. Their best, and signature meal, is the Ponza-Rotta, A giant calzone that just will not leave you hungry and will make you come back time after time.
Your friend: "Hey what is the best food in waukesha?"

You: "Oh definitly the Ponza-Rotta at Jimmy's Grotto! It's just the best thiing ever!"
by Waukesha Kid November 28, 2010
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