Grizzard

Short for the "Grey Wizard," a Grizzard is an extremely reclusive individual with premature grey hair. Rarely seen outside of his lair except to seek sustenance, most of a Grizzard's time is spent playing video games and contributing little to nothing to society.

The Grizzard didn't leave his room today...as expected.

by Nukeling November 12, 2014

grizzard

The seam that runs down the penis under the head.

Dave had to go to the hospital. Got his grizzard caught in his zipper again.

by Jimmy Timebomb February 25, 2013