by nice kid 10101 November 10, 2020
Often one of your stupider friends; preferring to do stupid stunts while making himself look like a moron. Griffin is the reason why we can't have nice things. If a Griffin has a sister; she will be extremely attractive due to the Inverse Ugly Brothers law.
"Fuck, Griffin, this is why we can't have nice things."
"God dammit Griffin you're not a seagull horse for crying out loud."
"Damn if Griffin had a sister, i'd be all over that."
"God dammit Griffin you're not a seagull horse for crying out loud."
"Damn if Griffin had a sister, i'd be all over that."
by vannaka April 20, 2010
Griffins come across as smug little assholes, but Griffins are also soft and caring. You'll find yourself most comfortable in the presence of a Griffin. Griffins slowly become your best friend. And one day you wake up and come to terms that you've fallen in love. Griffins are funny, great story tellers, and deeply compassionate. Griffins have strong personalities. Griffins have a romantic sense past life and will grease up their hair and binge on everything oldies and 80s. Griffins are sarcastic little sons of bitches with a little dash of anger issues, but Griffins have big, loving hearts.
by 5w33tC4r0lin3 March 19, 2018
He is a cringe ass nae nae baby. Only his mom likes him. She's dead though. He likes big chungus a little too much. Uses discord for all forms of communication. Payed Belle Delphine a total of 60 dollars.
John: Do you know Griffin?
Phil: Yeah, I hate the dude!
Gus: ME too!
Tucker: ME three!
Sam: LETS JUMP HIM!
Everyone: IGHT LETS GO!!!!
(Griffin was at home snorting sawdust during this convo)
Phil: Yeah, I hate the dude!
Gus: ME too!
Tucker: ME three!
Sam: LETS JUMP HIM!
Everyone: IGHT LETS GO!!!!
(Griffin was at home snorting sawdust during this convo)
by Godlover505 February 20, 2020
A smart, cute guy, who is kind and compassionate and a good friend. he is kind of a hoe but after he realizes you are his he will love you forever.
by griffinlover21 January 25, 2018
by That one kid who likes horses November 19, 2014
Griffin is not always the brightest of all people, his brain is the size of a peanut. Griffins are very rare as they are part of the LGBTQ community. If you ever see one all you must do is simply run the other way.
by Loybin January 17, 2020