Cock Gridlock

Similar to the cock block, but the guy-to-girl ratio is higher, about 4:1. Usually a team effort.
Your friend seems rather annoyed about that cock gridlock we created last night.
by TromboneMechanic September 21, 2009
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pubic gridlock

when pubic hair gets stuck in your teeth :o
yo i got some major pubic gridlock after licking deshawn's nut sack D:
by banana pony May 08, 2009
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dating gridlock

It's the inability for guy #1 to confirm a date with gal #1 because guy #1 is waiting on gal #2 to confirm. But gal #2 can't confirm because she's waiting on guy #2. But guy #2 can't confirm because he's waiting on gal #1. So no one can confirm the date because they are in dating gridlock.
I sent a tentative invite to Michelle for dinner on Thursday night but I couldn't confirm because I was waiting on Jennifer to let me know if we were a go for Thursday. It turned out Jennifer couldn't confirm for me either because she was waiting on Mark to confirm their plans for Thursday night. Who would have guessed that Mark couldn't confirm plans with Jennifer because he was waiting for Michelle to confirm?? Thursday came and went and none of us went on a date because we were all stuck in "dating gridlock"
by Mydaho January 12, 2009
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Sicilian Gridlock

Where four cars have edged forward into busy traffic at a four way intersection in such a fashion that each car's front bumper is pointed at the next car right's side door and each car is of course blocked behind by the line of cars that inched forward with them.
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by Dwyne November 10, 2008
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shopping cart gridlock

When you are grocery shopping during the rush hour and you can't get through the aisle because there are too many carts in the way, can't back up either because other shoppers piled in behind you and nobody can move.
I can't get to the tostada chips & jalapeno cheese dip, I'm stuck in shopping cart gridlock...
by Gulf Coast Beach Bum July 03, 2013
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Gridlock

When your boss creates so many grids and versions of these grids you become locked down updating grids
Management had me in utter gridlock

this morning during the public affairs meeting - we didn’t know which grid was where.
by Francesshambles February 13, 2024
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Gridlock

A transfeminine penis. Derived from an autocorrect of girldick.
There were so many hot trans women at that party, I couldn't believe the amount of gridlock.
by slimegirl-invert January 04, 2024
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