Gretnee 

A Gretnee, is another word for a fag, cigarette, dirt, tab, cancer stick

Chav #1 : Oi bruv you got a spare gretnee?
Chav #2 : Nah mate, im all out

Gretnee by Steveeeeyyy babbbbby March 17, 2009

gretney muncher 

An individual who smokes a significant abundance of cigarettes, either as a group or alone.

Their lungs are reduced to black bin liners and they walk with a shuffling gate.

Profuse sweating behind the eyelids, hands are often crippled with arthritis from holding grets.

If you see one in public, DO NOT APPROACH.

Doyle: 'Would you like a nice peaceful gretney?'

Nutt: 'You're such a gretney muncher'

Connull: 'gret?'
Tommy: 'Sound mate'
Connull: 'safe g'

Big Saz: ' Jess can you roll me one?'
Lil Frank: 'me too pls'

Jess: 'nah fak off ya cunts'

Star Faz: ' nah nah nah nah nah nah nahhhh'

Ben: *stares into the emptiness, begins snarling*
Tommy: 'allow it guys, its time for a gret' *gentle music plays in the background*

Jordan: *eating some raw chicken*
Jacob: time for a gret?

Em: yeaaaahhhh gwarrnn thennnnnn

*everybody loves the sunshine plays in the background*

gretney muncher by lil frank March 4, 2019

gretney

It means a cigarette

Hey Mike, lets have a couple of tutes on that gretney?

gretney by Charlie Bowers April 12, 2007