greengasm
The reaction an enviromentally friendly person has when they see/buy/hear about/do something good for planet Earth
greengasm by wallpaperandglue November 26, 2010
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greengasm
The warm and fuzzy feeling one gets after becoming ecologically enlightened; usually induced by listening to a ruddy south-westerner talk about off-the-grid construction, having an Australian permaculturist walking you through a food forest, or watching a Discovery Channel film about nature.
This is usually coupled with a gereric environmental-personal-responsibility lecture on the come-down when given by ecologically inclined scientists, often mistaken for global warming rhetoric by the less educated.
This is usually coupled with a gereric environmental-personal-responsibility lecture on the come-down when given by ecologically inclined scientists, often mistaken for global warming rhetoric by the less educated.
"I just had a greengasm after learning how to build an earthship from Dennis Weaver! It was great until he made me think about global warming..."
"That Audi commercial is like green-rape; I think I had a dirty greengasm after watching it. I have to go shower now."
"Geoff Lawton gave me multiple greengasms. I can't wait to watch that one again!"
"That Audi commercial is like green-rape; I think I had a dirty greengasm after watching it. I have to go shower now."
"Geoff Lawton gave me multiple greengasms. I can't wait to watch that one again!"
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greenwashing
Both are examples of "greenwashing".
- planting a tree to clear your conscience of your new carbon emitting SUV purchase.
- Kyoto accord, the theory of emissions credits, where a country may go over their limit, but instead of dealing with the issue they just buy the unused credits off of a country that has not used all of theirs.
- planting a tree to clear your conscience of your new carbon emitting SUV purchase.
- Kyoto accord, the theory of emissions credits, where a country may go over their limit, but instead of dealing with the issue they just buy the unused credits off of a country that has not used all of theirs.
greenwashing by Pete @ Humber October 2, 2007
geegasm
a famous fake orgasm of Gerard Way, which he uses to get attention of female(and male) fans at concerts. usually used to start the song 'you know what they do to guys like us in prison', which is rumoured to be about prison rape.
um....can't really explain... you all know what an orgasm sounds like lol thats what a geegasm sounds like
greenwash
Political term, meaning a whitewash except over something ecological. A greenwash is when an environmentally destructive corporation or institution gives itself a makeover to make itself look ecologically friendly, without really changing anything. For instance, it embraces green-sounding rhetoric and imagery, produces glossy PR about its supposed environmental initiatives and makes a show of "listening" to opponents, but it doesn't actually abandon the practices which led to its being condemned as being anti-ecological in the first place.
BP's rebranding, including a new logo with a yellow sun on a green background and slogans about looking after the planet, is a classic example of greenwash.
geegasm
when the hottest man alive, gerard way, frontman of my chemical romance, feels himself. trust me- its really hot.
geegasm by gerardisfuckinghot January 22, 2008