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1. A guy's first time he 'accidently' slips his cock into his girl's asshole while banging her doggie-style.

2. A guy's first time dry humping his boyfriend when his cock 'accidently' slips into his boyfriend's bunghole.

"Green" because he thinks he invented this ploy. Ham for her ass. A Dr. Seuss reference for all the parents in the world who can now read this story in a new light.
Susie Sweetbread was so wet, that while I was slapping my slender hips against her nubile hind end, when my tender young boner popped out of her twat and into her virgin stankhole, I didn't know we was making green eggs and ham till I looked down because she was a screaming for glory.
by fga February 07, 2005
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Some friend and myself used this to refer to a group of white girls that ate lunch together in our High School Cafeteria.

We referred to them as green eggs and ham because they had sex with black guys.
A white female that has sex with a black guy. That is green eggs and ham.
by Mike Ockisard January 15, 2008
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In reference to the classic Dr. Seuss book. Describes a marathon sexual encounter involving multiple positions and locations, be they done or or projected to be done.
1. "Dude! Megan's roommate was away for the weekend, so we just rocked it all over the house - every bedroom, the kitchen, the bathroom, the living room - it was awesome! We went green eggs and ham for three straight days!"

2. "Damn, could I go all green eggs and ham on that: I would do her on a train, I would do her in the rain. I would do her in the trees, I would mount her on her knees..."
by The Evil Steve April 06, 2010
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a moldy stank ass cunt that dont know when to shut up
gawd jenni is such a GREEN EGGS AND HAM she needs to shut the fuck up!
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by huehuehuesuck February 06, 2017
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