the agonizing state of seething envy experienced when your friends score and you do not, esp. when with a girl you fancy.
i got such green balls when i heard that john nailed julie...sigh
by the grin reefer March 8, 2009
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1. Getting the job done.
2. Completed
3. When something is finally dizzle.
1. If you could green ball that step, it would be the shizzit!
2. You should give them an upperdeck for talkin all that smack.
Don't worry about it man, its been green balled.
by yo mamma February 18, 2005
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When you are excited to get high on some good marijuana but you are either interrupted during smoking or don't bake an edible for long enough... And get only a little bit high kind of like getting dome from a chick only to have your parents walk in before you can finish. Green balls leads to temporary insanity and or feening for some more dank.
Yo man I was just sparking up my first bowl of the day when I was punched in the face by a member of the LBGT community I felt the initial effects of the bowl but got green balls when I couldn't finish it because of said gay/lesbian/bisexual/transexual being.
by Lord Dagon May 30, 2011
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A ball with many different uses. Advertised by Nigahiga, it has the ability to reproduce somehow.
There are many uses for the big bouncy inflatable green ball!

Throw it at your friends!

Throw it at your enemies!

Throw it at your dog! *bark*

Throw it at your cat! *meow*

Throw it at yourself!

Throw it at your lamborghini!

Throw it at this lamp!

And for the really daring, throw it at this potato!

Oof... Po Tae Toh.
by UnovaChampionDerpis22 August 6, 2012
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To want to catch and have an urge to have sex with lucky charms Lepercon.
Dude I think I have green balls It may be magically delicious.
by All meat salad 999 October 17, 2017
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When a man’s Genitals Start to grow mold on them.
It’s very gross
Boy: I’ve got GREEN BALLS

Girl: ew fuck off-
by M1|k December 4, 2021
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When you have an immense craving for marijuana
CJ: "I have the worst case of green balls"
Lukas: "Same, let's have a bowl"
by Ms. Canandler Bong February 2, 2021
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