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Its like Blue Balls, but instead of sex, its weed. Hence the green.
Stoner 1: DUDE I HAVNT SMOKED IN SO LONG!! I NEED WEED SO BAD IT HURTS!!

Stoner 2: Dude you got like Green Balls maaaaan
by Dylan Bigvanilla January 20, 2011
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When you think you're going to get weed/high but you dont. like 'blue balls'
"I smoked a whole blunt of some dank ass shit and didnt get high. talk about green balls."

"I got some serious green balls at that party cause there was no weed to freeload."
by kee stains March 24, 2007
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Its a special variation of blue balls when you have a raging blue balls hard on but you need to pee really bad also. But you can't pee until your boner goes down. yellow + blue = green balls
I never should have tried to have sex before the funeral, it never works. Now I have the worst green balls and my bladder is going to be exploding for all of Uncel Mort's stupid eulogy speech. Thanks a lot Mom.
by Bongman7 January 30, 2011
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When a completely straight guy gets involuntarily aroused by another guy (not necessarily lustfully, simply arousal). A very awkward situation. Green balls cannot happen to a gay dude. One must be straight in order to get green balls.
"Jeff got green balls when Nathan reached over his lap to grab his soda."
by Aprice January 08, 2008
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The same as blueballs but when someone is a virgin.

To be a greenhorn in the sac and get blueballs.
That little fucker Brent got greenballs after going to the bikini expresso.
by snatchifer July 15, 2011
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1. Getting the job done.
2. Completed
3. When something is finally dizzle.
1. If you could green ball that step, it would be the shizzit!
2. You should give them an upperdeck for talkin all that smack.
Don't worry about it man, its been green balled.
by yo mamma February 18, 2005
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the agonizing state of seething envy experienced when your friends score and you do not, esp. when with a girl you fancy.
i got such green balls when i heard that john nailed julie...sigh
by the grin reefer March 08, 2009
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