1. You're last name ends in -opoulos or -akis
2. You have at least 1 person in your family named Nikos/Nikki and/or at least 1 named Yiannis/Yianna
3. You know exactly what a kolomboi is and own at least 2.
4. You own at least 1 necklace/bracelet/other piece of jewelry with the evil eye on it.
5. When you were a kid, you got spit on every time you saw family- or any Greek adult you knew.
6. You attended Greek school for a minimum of 4 years.
7. You still are proud of Greece for winning the 2004 Soccer Cup and Eurovision in 2005.
8. You say My Big Fat Greek Wedding just to see if the family would remind you of your own. It did.
9. You get Greek TV on a satellite dish.
10. 4 words: Lamb on a spit.
11. You know exactly what it means when some one says "re" "vre" "po po po" "opaa!" etc.
12. You know Vodka is nothing compared to OUZO!
13. When dinner doesn't start until 9:30 PM at the earliest.
14. You know exactly what loukamadas, kataifi, name days, oxi day, and dolmades are.
15. When some one asks you your heritage... you stick out your chest, raise your chin and proudly say "I am GREEK!"
And are the best country in the world
PUB : GREECE OF COARSE - i need some ciggies,oil,good food & a tan. ceyas
Becoming well known to be greatest inventors of all time with inventions such as democracy, maths, science, medicine and other amazing things
largo: omg please name your ancestors!
racist australian: oh it goes back to bill who shot people, ted who stole things and good ol' granny who gunned down the police officer for no reason
largo: oh how intruiging, what have your people actually invented
racist australian: how a great land can be given to criminals and turn out shit
largo: i see ....