The greatest country in all of the Mediterranean, if not all of Europe. As stated on the other definition, Greece truly was the birthplace of Western Civilization and much of what we know today, including math, algebra, philosophy, architecture, and drama. This country has been rich with culture for thousands of years, and still is. It is home to some of the most beautiful beaches in the world, including Balos, Myrtos, Paradise (fitting name, isn't it?), and many more. There are also cities in Greece that are famous for the excellent food and sight-seeing, like Athens and Thessaloniki. However, whether you visit a city or a beach, you're guaranteed an amazing time, and of course, wonderful night life. The Greeks know exactly how to drink, dance, and of course party well in to the wee hours of the night. The general mood here is very different from what many people in the USA are used to. Here, you stay up and sleep in very late, some times until noon during the summer. Everyone here is open minded, accepting, and friendly. Yes, we are proud, and yes, we hate the Turks. We are loud as hell and people think we're fighting when we go out. But it's okay, because we come from the greatest country GREECE and we aren't afraid to say it! EΛΛAΔΑ ΓΙΑ ΠAVTA!
YOU KNOW YOU'RE GREEK WHEN... (TO ΞEPIEΣ EIΣAI ELLHNIKOΣ OTAV...)
1. You're last name ends in -opoulos or -akis
2. You have at least 1 person in your family named Nikos/Nikki and/or at least 1 named Yiannis/Yianna
3. You know exactly what a kolomboi is and own at least 2.
4. You own at least 1 necklace/bracelet/other piece of jewelry with the evil eye on it.
5. When you were a kid, you got spit on every time you saw family- or any Greek adult you knew.
6. You attended Greek school for a minimum of 4 years.
7. You still are proud of Greece for winning the 2004 Soccer Cup and Eurovision in 2005.
8. You say My Big Fat Greek Wedding just to see if the family would remind you of your own. It did.
9. You get Greek TV on a satellite dish.
10. 4 words: Lamb on a spit.
11. You know exactly what it means when some one says "re" "vre" "po po po" "opaa!" etc.
12. You know Vodka is nothing compared to OUZO!
13. When dinner doesn't start until 9:30 PM at the earliest.
14. You know exactly what loukamadas, kataifi, name days, oxi day, and dolmades are.
15. When some one asks you your heritage... you stick out your chest, raise your chin and proudly say "I am GREEK!"
The birthplace of the western world.
Pythagoras was from Greece.
Beautiful country with moutains and seas. Also with crazy people who don't know how to drive. Country with no drinking age.
I can't wait until I visit Greece this Summer!
The best place on earth, you can be any age to drink alcahol and can get porn at any age. It has the best beeches on earth.
I went into a shop in Greece and a bought a six-pack and a few porn mags, and I'm only 6!
A country of southeast Europe on the southern Balkan Peninsula and including numerous islands in the Mediterranean, Aegean, and Ionian seas. Settled by Achaeans, Aeolians, Ionians, Minoans, and Dorians by 1000 B.C., the region grew as an amalgam of independent city-states, many of which established colonies throughout the Mediterranean by the eighth century B.C. Classical Greek culture, centered around Athens, reached a high point in the fifth century B.C. before being conquered by Philip II of Macedon in 338 B.C. The area was later controlled by the Roman and Byzantine empires before being absorbed into the Ottoman empire (1456). In 1829, Greece gained its independence and established a constitutional monarchy. The king was deposed following a military coup in 1967, and a democratic republic was established in 1975. Athens is the capital and the largest city. Population: 9,740,417
And are the best country in the world
ALEX : Where you going my skip friend
PUB : GREECE OF COARSE - i need some ciggies,oil,good food & a tan. ceyas
Place where only gambling games (like slot machines) were banned cuz they were open to everyone. video games are still allowed there. Greece is paradise, not a freakin nazi camp.
Greece kicks ass.
greece is amazin , i love greece , the hottest women on earth come from greece,
jon:im going to greece in the summer
michael:wow dude i wont to come
jon:ye u can, just dont kick my dog again
Lovely country with great beaches, ladies and of course the occasional alcohol beverage.
Becoming well known to be greatest inventors of all time with inventions such as democracy, maths, science, medicine and other amazing things
racist australian: omg wogs are crap go back to your own country
largo: omg please name your ancestors!
racist australian: oh it goes back to bill who shot people, ted who stole things and good ol' granny who gunned down the police officer for no reason
largo: oh how intruiging, what have your people actually invented
racist australian: how a great land can be given to criminals and turn out shit
largo: i see ....