A country in south-eastern Europe has produced some of the finest and most respected mathematicians, inventors, historians, writers, doctors, architects, warriors and artists in history. This is due to the marvellous innovations and accomplishments made in the ancient times. Siegecraft is considered as one of Greek invention as the catapult, mechanised bows and siege towers. In modern times Greece still continues with the innovative spirit regardless of what others may choose to believe.
Such achievements has provoked certain individuals to undermine these achievements to over-compensate for their inferiority complex or they just mimic because they might believe those with inferiority complexes.
Such achievements has provoked certain individuals to undermine these achievements to over-compensate for their inferiority complex or they just mimic because they might believe those with inferiority complexes.
Average Brit: "The ancient Greeks were gay they said that they used to love men..." *smiles*
Average Greek: *confused* "yeah thats fucked up..."
Well spoken Greek: "So if we say we love our Father, Uncle, Brother, Cousin, Son, Nephew and best friend we are total fags?"
Average Brit: "oh.....no hard feelings hey..? lets go watch the football together.."
Casanova wannabe Italian: "You know you Greeks invented sex but we were the ones that show it to the women."
Average Greek: "whatever bro."
Well spoken Greek: "We dont usually refer to the sheep as women."
CWI: *Pretending that some chick who is obsessed with him is calling him even though the backlight stays off.*
Turk in the mood to bully some Greeks: "We fucked you you are now our children."
Average Greek: *laughs dismissingly*
Well spoken Greek: "We still look European you dont look East Asian anymore.. hello little one.."
TITMTBSG: *Goes to bully the Armenians*
An egotistic Chinese/Japanese/Korean: "If 1.5 Billion of us were piss at the same time Greece will be flooded."
Average Greek: *Is thinking what the Well spoken Greek is thinking*
Well spoken Greek: "If 25 million of us world wide were to aim our sperm to where you are at your next generation will look nothing like you."
An egotistic Chinese/Japanese/Korean: *Goes to hassle the Americans.*
Average Greek: *confused* "yeah thats fucked up..."
Well spoken Greek: "So if we say we love our Father, Uncle, Brother, Cousin, Son, Nephew and best friend we are total fags?"
Average Brit: "oh.....no hard feelings hey..? lets go watch the football together.."
Casanova wannabe Italian: "You know you Greeks invented sex but we were the ones that show it to the women."
Average Greek: "whatever bro."
Well spoken Greek: "We dont usually refer to the sheep as women."
CWI: *Pretending that some chick who is obsessed with him is calling him even though the backlight stays off.*
Turk in the mood to bully some Greeks: "We fucked you you are now our children."
Average Greek: *laughs dismissingly*
Well spoken Greek: "We still look European you dont look East Asian anymore.. hello little one.."
TITMTBSG: *Goes to bully the Armenians*
An egotistic Chinese/Japanese/Korean: "If 1.5 Billion of us were piss at the same time Greece will be flooded."
Average Greek: *Is thinking what the Well spoken Greek is thinking*
Well spoken Greek: "If 25 million of us world wide were to aim our sperm to where you are at your next generation will look nothing like you."
An egotistic Chinese/Japanese/Korean: *Goes to hassle the Americans.*
by GREECE4EVA November 21, 2009
The greatest country in all of the Mediterranean, if not all of Europe. As stated on the other definition, Greece truly was the birthplace of Western Civilization and much of what we know today, including math, algebra, philosophy, architecture, and drama. This country has been rich with culture for thousands of years, and still is. It is home to some of the most beautiful beaches in the world, including Balos, Myrtos, Paradise (fitting name, isn't it?), and many more. There are also cities in Greece that are famous for the excellent food and sight-seeing, like Athens and Thessaloniki. However, whether you visit a city or a beach, you're guaranteed an amazing time, and of course, wonderful night life. The Greeks know exactly how to drink, dance, and of course party well in to the wee hours of the night. The general mood here is very different from what many people in the USA are used to. Here, you stay up and sleep in very late, some times until noon during the summer. Everyone here is open minded, accepting, and friendly. Yes, we are proud, and yes, we hate the Turks. We are loud as hell and people think we're fighting when we go out. But it's okay, because we come from the greatest country GREECE and we aren't afraid to say it! EΛΛAΔΑ ΓΙΑ ΠAVTA!
YOU KNOW YOU'RE GREEK WHEN... (TO ΞEPIEΣ EIΣAI ELLHNIKOΣ OTAV...)
1. You're last name ends in -opoulos or -akis
2. You have at least 1 person in your family named Nikos/Nikki and/or at least 1 named Yiannis/Yianna
3. You know exactly what a kolomboi is and own at least 2.
4. You own at least 1 necklace/bracelet/other piece of jewelry with the evil eye on it.
5. When you were a kid, you got spit on every time you saw family- or any Greek adult you knew.
6. You attended Greek school for a minimum of 4 years.
7. You still are proud of Greece for winning the 2004 Soccer Cup and Eurovision in 2005.
8. You say My Big Fat Greek Wedding just to see if the family would remind you of your own. It did.
9. You get Greek TV on a satellite dish.
10. 4 words: Lamb on a spit.
11. You know exactly what it means when some one says "re" "vre" "po po po" "opaa!" etc.
12. You know Vodka is nothing compared to OUZO!
13. When dinner doesn't start until 9:30 PM at the earliest.
14. You know exactly what loukamadas, kataifi, name days, oxi day, and dolmades are.
15. When some one asks you your heritage... you stick out your chest, raise your chin and proudly say "I am GREEK!"
1. You're last name ends in -opoulos or -akis
2. You have at least 1 person in your family named Nikos/Nikki and/or at least 1 named Yiannis/Yianna
3. You know exactly what a kolomboi is and own at least 2.
4. You own at least 1 necklace/bracelet/other piece of jewelry with the evil eye on it.
5. When you were a kid, you got spit on every time you saw family- or any Greek adult you knew.
6. You attended Greek school for a minimum of 4 years.
7. You still are proud of Greece for winning the 2004 Soccer Cup and Eurovision in 2005.
8. You say My Big Fat Greek Wedding just to see if the family would remind you of your own. It did.
9. You get Greek TV on a satellite dish.
10. 4 words: Lamb on a spit.
11. You know exactly what it means when some one says "re" "vre" "po po po" "opaa!" etc.
12. You know Vodka is nothing compared to OUZO!
13. When dinner doesn't start until 9:30 PM at the earliest.
14. You know exactly what loukamadas, kataifi, name days, oxi day, and dolmades are.
15. When some one asks you your heritage... you stick out your chest, raise your chin and proudly say "I am GREEK!"
by greekgirl376 March 31, 2010
a lovely place to swim,hike,or take a nap. it has great food in any place you go! i go every summer!!!!! yes, kids do have more freedom with drinking and smoking blah blah but that is not the only thing they do. they love playing soccer and chillin' wit friends. plus, porn rapes the mind and greek kids no that, so they don't look at it 24/7. you have to look at the better things there are not only at one person. half the kids don't know porn any way.
by Popie March 9, 2008
Greece is a wonderful country. If you ever want to go to a Greek island, i would recomend going to Santorini. Greece has alot of history, and really great culture. Greeks were the first who discovered Democracy. Greeks existed circa 7,000 B.C.E. — circa 3,200 B.C.E.
The Greeks made and empire, the Byzantine Empire, which was founded in May 11, 330 AD, and its capital was Constantinople (Instanbul). Macedonia or Macedon was an ancient kingdom on the northern periphery of Classical Greece and later the dominant state of Hellenistic Greece.
The Greek War of Indepndence started at 6th of March, 1821. And lasted about 11 years. The result, the Greeks won, and claiming its independence. After the independence, in 1823, Dionysios Solomos wrote in 1823 the Hymn to Liberty which became later the National Greek anthem in 1865.
The Greeks made and empire, the Byzantine Empire, which was founded in May 11, 330 AD, and its capital was Constantinople (Instanbul). Macedonia or Macedon was an ancient kingdom on the northern periphery of Classical Greece and later the dominant state of Hellenistic Greece.
The Greek War of Indepndence started at 6th of March, 1821. And lasted about 11 years. The result, the Greeks won, and claiming its independence. After the independence, in 1823, Dionysios Solomos wrote in 1823 the Hymn to Liberty which became later the National Greek anthem in 1865.
George: Bye, i will go to Athens today for a vacation!
Alex: Damn. Can i go with you in Greece?
George: Well, it will last for just 1 week. Also, i don't have enough money to buy another ticket.
Alex: Oh okay, thanks for telling me. Bye George. The Macedonians were so badass, the even beat the persians, i just want to see Greek statues and all that stuff..
George: I could send you pictures of them via my phone!
Alex: Okay.. that's cool. I can't wait for these pictures!
*george goes to an airport*
Alex: Damn. Can i go with you in Greece?
George: Well, it will last for just 1 week. Also, i don't have enough money to buy another ticket.
Alex: Oh okay, thanks for telling me. Bye George. The Macedonians were so badass, the even beat the persians, i just want to see Greek statues and all that stuff..
George: I could send you pictures of them via my phone!
Alex: Okay.. that's cool. I can't wait for these pictures!
*george goes to an airport*
by GreeceXSerbia April 24, 2015
Greece is a country in Europe. It’s located in the Balkans and borders Albania, Northern Macedonia, and Bulgaria from the north. It also lies along the Mediterranean sea in the south. It’s very close to Africa and its flag consists of 2 colors. Blue and white with a white cross in the top left.
Greece’s capital is Athens and it’s a very famous touristic spot. Many tourists visit Athens, Greece each year especially on holiday.
Greece is renowned for its amazing history of mythology. There are many books about Greek mythology as well !!
It has a nominal GDP of 189.4 billion and has a population of approximately 10 million people.
Greece’s capital is Athens and it’s a very famous touristic spot. Many tourists visit Athens, Greece each year especially on holiday.
Greece is renowned for its amazing history of mythology. There are many books about Greek mythology as well !!
It has a nominal GDP of 189.4 billion and has a population of approximately 10 million people.
Dana: Heyy! Guess what?
Maya: What?
Dana: I read a book about Greece and Greek mythology and it was AMAZING !!
Maya: Oo, that’s cool !!
Maya: What?
Dana: I read a book about Greece and Greek mythology and it was AMAZING !!
Maya: Oo, that’s cool !!
by ILoveRaspberries December 12, 2021
A small piece of Heavan on Earth. A country where the ancient life, and modern-day life co-exist in perfect unison. Where you can find the most beautiful oceans, mountains, forests, and most importantly, the most beautiful people.
A country in which mathematics, science, democracy, psychology, philosophy, mythology, free speech, biology, botany, astronomy, art, comedy, drama, tragedy, feta, the olympics, and the alarm clock were created.
A country in which mathematics, science, democracy, psychology, philosophy, mythology, free speech, biology, botany, astronomy, art, comedy, drama, tragedy, feta, the olympics, and the alarm clock were created.
"I'm went to Greece this past summer, and I fell in love with the Greek spirit, the nature, the city, and the ancient history."
by maria the greek June 23, 2017
A really really kind person! Maybe too kind..
She has a really loud but sweet laugh and she's pretty reliable! A person name Greece is quite rare since i only encounter one person name Greece.
She has a really loud but sweet laugh and she's pretty reliable! A person name Greece is quite rare since i only encounter one person name Greece.
"Greece is such a nice girl"
"You mean a nice country? Country does not have a gender"
"It's a person's name you dumbass"
"You mean a nice country? Country does not have a gender"
"It's a person's name you dumbass"
by Chiaru August 18, 2021