by grasso667 January 10, 2008
A person whose head looks like a roblox characters head and he also looks like marge Simpson with problems.
by Grasso’s Mom December 20, 2017
John Grasso is the name presented amongst a spartan like god. Rumored to be made of stone John Grasso makes love like a "Mystical Stallion." Best known for his ability to give orgasms to both genders with a single stare.
Bro, My girlfriend just got fingered by john grasso. I told her she better get me his autograph next time!
by JuanLongShlong November 20, 2013
a male who is only sexually aroused at the existence of pubic hair on a female's vagina: or gets hard at bushes
by tim gores legs June 28, 2011
Grasso Tech is a shitty pseudo upper-class high-school in Groton. Kids from middle schools around the state flock here pretending they have better futures ahead of them. It's actually full of wannabe gangsters, tryhard gangsters, and 2 Asians. (EDIT: 3 Asians. I'm serious)
by Effrummann January 9, 2011
by TheNJGrimReaper July 24, 2022
A very sexy man. Who yes, is the best at everything. Also is very good looking. Very good at doing things like riding bikes, baking cupcakes. Makes a lean mean potato salad. Just over all the best at everything.
by Momo12345 July 8, 2011