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A 'grasshopper' refers to a distasteful male or female - usually someone ugly, usually always stupid and annoying. The term is most commonly used when you are out in a social situation and somebody awful won't leave you alone. There is a hand gesture to accompany the term, which consists of you using the pointer finger of each hand to imitate antenni.
*Two attractive females are at a popular bar, minding their own business. An awful man approaches them, inisisting that they dance with him, and eventually leaves, after tireless refusals from the females.*

Sarah: Wow. That guy just wouldn't leave us alone.
Steph: I know. What a grasshopper.

*Two attractive females watch as an extremely unfortunate looking, drunk woman cracks onto some attractive men. The females then go and save the males from this drunk woman*

Steph: Woah. What a grasshopper.
Sarah: She is a grasshopper for sure.
Male: Definite grasshopper.
Male 2: Thanks for saving us from that grasshopper.
by Vivianne and Frances October 02, 2010
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Homosexuality refers to sexual and romantic attraction between two individuals of the same sex. Since the word was coined in 1869 by Karl-Maria Kertbeny, it has influenced the development of the modern concept of sexual orientation, gaining associations with romantic love and identity in addition to its original, exclusively sexual meaning.

Homosexuality is usually contrasted with heterosexuality and bisexuality. The term gay is used predominantly to refer to homosexual males. Lesbian is a gender-specific term that is only used for homosexual females. The adjective homosexual is also used for same-sex sexual relations between persons of the same sex who are not gay or lesbian. Three major forms of homosexual relationships are proposed by anthropologists: egalitarian, gender-structured, and age-structured. Of these, one is usually dominant in a given society at a given time. (See Forms below.) As there are different biological, historical and psychosocial components to sex and gender, no single label or description will fit all individuals. Find articles on sex and gender at sex and homosexuality and transgender. TB is the amazing person that came up with the definition for this bad ass word. TQM.
That guy is a grasshopper because he has a boyfriend.
by Teofilo Roeniger September 12, 2006
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A dude/fella who is still trying to get his way with the chicas.usually unsuccessfully. One who definitely needs advice from more experienced fellas about the way the GAME is to be played . And how to harness his inner finesse. Word.
Yo ma boy Rhusshawn is on some 'grasshopper type of shit'. He needs to get ahead of the game.

Dawg, you r a grasshopper, get it right.

You are a grasshopper.
by Martin Agata Indiatsi March 25, 2008
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grass: street term for giggle smoke a.k.a. weed

hopper: old 50's term for drug addict

grasshopper: someone addicted to marijuana
max the fatty fatty fat-ness is a grasshopper
by Johnny Potsmoke May 20, 2005
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One who hops from yard to yard
by EvoLancer211 February 05, 2007
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a term used to describe a person who hops grass around, or transports marijuana from place to place
"Did you know Mary Jane's new boyfriend is a grasshopper?"
"Lucky bitch.. He must be a fireball in bed."
by tamaradical April 27, 2005
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A portable device used for storing data...also known as a flash drive in most cases.

Comes from when me and my cousin were joking around and mistakenly called my flash drive a grasshopper...it has stuck since.
Hey can you bring your grasshopper over, I need to get some pictures off my computer.

grasshopper flashdrive computer bug insect storage memory
by JerSilverFox November 30, 2010
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