Dumb little bugs who get off on jumping around in the grass in my back yard. They make really good eating when deep fried. They a good and tasty and crunchy source of vitamin C and various and sundry proteins. My cat likes them too though, so we fight over who can catch them the fastest.
I caught twenty grasshopper outside and deep fried the little mutha fucka bastards. I'm gone eat them now with a glass of prune juice.
by FancyPants1423 November 09, 2009
to lose control of a swing so that you're swinging wildly
Watchout! You're going grasshoppers and you'll hit something!
by Miko Monkey February 03, 2006
someone who is stoned (grass (another word for weed)) and drunk (hop) at the same time, which unleashed a special combination of the two.
billy went grasshopper at last nights party
by Artygan May 16, 2013
Smoking weed with a bunch of different groups without remaining loyal to a certain group that you enjoy smoking with, smoking just because that group has weed and you want to smoke even if you just did.
Marissa went to a party last night, like the grasshopper she is she smoked with her best friends, left them, smoked again with the guys, and again with the girls that were in the corner.
by PotentiaLover April 12, 2011
A 'grasshopper' refers to a distasteful male or female - usually someone ugly, usually always stupid and annoying. The term is most commonly used when you are out in a social situation and somebody awful won't leave you alone. There is a hand gesture to accompany the term, which consists of you using the pointer finger of each hand to imitate antenni.
*Two attractive females are at a popular bar, minding their own business. An awful man approaches them, inisisting that they dance with him, and eventually leaves, after tireless refusals from the females.*

Sarah: Wow. That guy just wouldn't leave us alone.
Steph: I know. What a grasshopper.

*Two attractive females watch as an extremely unfortunate looking, drunk woman cracks onto some attractive men. The females then go and save the males from this drunk woman*

Steph: Woah. What a grasshopper.
Sarah: She is a grasshopper for sure.
Male: Definite grasshopper.
Male 2: Thanks for saving us from that grasshopper.
by Vivianne and Frances October 02, 2010
Grasshopper is the equivalent to a hundred dollar note in Australian currency.
My mate slapped a grasshopper on the bar and brought a round.
by Holden M. Caulfield December 30, 2005
A novice or occasional pot smoker, or a weed mooch. Someone who smokes pot whenever it is offered to them, but doesn't go out of their way to find it.
Dan's a real grasshopper: he never goes looking, but he's always ready to hit when we pull out the bong.
by fasteddie08 December 18, 2005

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