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8.
someone who is stoned (grass (another word for weed)) and drunk (hop) at the same time, which unleashed a special combination of the two.
billy went grasshopper at last nights party
by Artygan May 16, 2013
 
9.
A sexual maneuver where you pinch a woman's clit between your index finder and thumb and gently yet quickly rub your fingers back and forth like a grasshopper rubs it's legs.
Bill: "did you get her off?"
John: "yeah, I gave her the grasshopper till she started chirping".
by Anim8or123 April 11, 2011
 
10.
Smoking weed with a bunch of different groups without remaining loyal to a certain group that you enjoy smoking with, smoking just because that group has weed and you want to smoke even if you just did.
Marissa went to a party last night, like the grasshopper she is she smoked with her best friends, left them, smoked again with the guys, and again with the girls that were in the corner.
by PotentiaLover April 12, 2011
 
11.
A novice or occasional pot smoker, or a weed mooch. Someone who smokes pot whenever it is offered to them, but doesn't go out of their way to find it.
Dan's a real grasshopper: he never goes looking, but he's always ready to hit when we pull out the bong.
by fasteddie08 December 18, 2005
 
12.
grass: street term for giggle smoke a.k.a. weed

hopper: old 50's term for drug addict

grasshopper: someone addicted to marijuana
max the fatty fatty fat-ness is a grasshopper
by Johnny Potsmoke May 20, 2005
 
13.
the worst quality you'll ever want to be . it's being/looking extra ugly , boring , dumb , rachet , a chicken head , having an awkward shaped head , hoeish , stank & etc. . . . NObody wants to be a grasshopper
Bitch- "Bitch you're not cute"
Girl- "nwhoaa , ohkayee i know this grasshopper lookin bitch is not talkin"
Bitch- "wtf is a grasshopper though"
Girl- "YOU bitch . you're a fucking grasshopper , so hop outta my face Sharon
by #BuddyPOW April 12, 2011
 
14.
A 'grasshopper' refers to a distasteful male or female - usually someone ugly, usually always stupid and annoying. The term is most commonly used when you are out in a social situation and somebody awful won't leave you alone. There is a hand gesture to accompany the term, which consists of you using the pointer finger of each hand to imitate antenni.
*Two attractive females are at a popular bar, minding their own business. An awful man approaches them, inisisting that they dance with him, and eventually leaves, after tireless refusals from the females.*

Sarah: Wow. That guy just wouldn't leave us alone.
Steph: I know. What a grasshopper.

*Two attractive females watch as an extremely unfortunate looking, drunk woman cracks onto some attractive men. The females then go and save the males from this drunk woman*

Steph: Woah. What a grasshopper.
Sarah: She is a grasshopper for sure.
Male: Definite grasshopper.
Male 2: Thanks for saving us from that grasshopper.
by Vivianne and Frances October 02, 2010