A term commonly used to describe elder women who have turned senile, and are often found in the produce section of local grocery stores conversing, lecturing, or scolding various fruits and vegetables. Can also be used to describe people who talk to the air, at the back of peoples heads, or a woman who REALLY likes grapefruit.
"Hey, was that old lady yelling at me or the celery?"
"It was actually the plantaines, She's a Grapefruit lady."
"It was actually the plantaines, She's a Grapefruit lady."
by jimmythewhoo November 2, 2009
by John Scarborough January 7, 2007
when ones balls have been covered in vaginal fluid and the girl sucks it off with her tongue, but there is still some residue, but its not over, then the guy goes to the store to buy cigarettes and he sharts
Alex: man last week was so jank! dude i had greasy grapefruits like every day!
Sam: has you r girlfriend ever given you a greasy grapefruit?
Hansel: NO!
Sam: Well its amazing!
Megan: last night i gave my boyfriend a greasy grapefruit! WOOHOO!
Tyler: Dude, Jenny gave me a greasy grapefruit last night!
KJ: Was it awesome?
Tyler: Fuck no, Jenny was jank!
KJ: Shit, i want it from sami!!
Sam: has you r girlfriend ever given you a greasy grapefruit?
Hansel: NO!
Sam: Well its amazing!
Megan: last night i gave my boyfriend a greasy grapefruit! WOOHOO!
Tyler: Dude, Jenny gave me a greasy grapefruit last night!
KJ: Was it awesome?
Tyler: Fuck no, Jenny was jank!
KJ: Shit, i want it from sami!!
by burning swan figs March 31, 2010
A South African invention mainly maid for woman that want to fuck their husbands using their mouth wild isn’t it
by Ahmad ramadi May 19, 2019
The Grapefruit Method is giving blowjob using a grape a fruit, and losing weight in the process. popularised by Mrs Angel
by Namestypicalmeaning February 19, 2021
The act of putting a grapefruit in the vaginal area of a woman and seeing if it comes out of the rectum
by Your pseudonym#2 October 5, 2019
Refers to the similarity in appearance between a grapefruit (sliced in half and folded) and the vagina
by Mikeli T Mueller June 20, 2006