Cobination of "Internet" and "Jail Bait". A person who can frequently be found cruising chatrooms, trying desperately to hook up with a partner who is most likely lying about their age, gender, or pending murder charges. Will most likely end up facedown in an alley after their first date. (see roofie)
"Hey, what do you think my chances are with Julie?"
"Unless you've got 3 outstanding warrants and a javachat account, pretty slim."
A term commonly used to describe elder women who have turned senile, and are often found in the produce section of local grocery stores conversing, lecturing, or scolding various fruits and vegetables. Can also be used to describe people who talk to the air, at the back of peoples heads, or a woman who REALLY likes grapefruit.
"Hey, was that old lady yelling at me or the celery?"
"It was actually the plantaines, She's a Grapefruit lady."