Granthole 

Someone gullible beyond belief. Thinks everything you say is true.

That Granthole really though he was supposed to be in Battle of the Bands. What a Granthole!

Granthole by Curling King 007 December 17, 2013

Granthole 

Someone who bothers people to do meaningless tasks (jump their car, make them food) when others can help them instead.

"Come jump my car," said the Granthole. "I hate you," I replied.

Granthole by Curling Man 1992 January 30, 2014

Granthole 

A legend who lands biddies like a champ, downs fireball like water, and slays smooth jazz like Louis Armstrong.

On his 21st birthday, that Granthole gave the most interesting man in the world a run for his money. But he'll probably just go back to being a Granthole tomorrow.

Granthole by Curling Wizard 2014 May 12, 2014

Granholm 

An empty building, office, storefront, or research park in Michigan usually with a "for lease" or "for sale" sign in front.

I counted six Granholms on Main Street in Ann Arbor on the way to work today.

I saw five Granholms in a row on 96.

Granholm by Joe Iron November 24, 2007

grasshole

1. A cheap, stingy, mooching pothead.

2. A marijuana smoker who will gladly smoke other people's buds when available but suddenly is not in the mood to smoke (share) when he or she is the only one who has any.

3. That guy who calls you up to hang out only after you just acquired some happy greens but does not call you on the rare occasion when he has some because he is a cheap fucktooth who would not even pay for his own toilet paper.

Q: Hey, where's Ry-guy at?

A: Oh, I didn't call him. I smoked that cheap fartmunchkin every Tuesday for the last two months. He hasn't returned the favor ever. He's a typical grasshole. I just found out he bought a whole ounce of kind two weeks ago and didn't offer me any.

grasshole by JEUNT November 20, 2009

grasshole

noun. A person whose obsessive yardcare causes feelings of superiority, leading to aggressiveness and irritability.
The grasshole works tirelessly to achieve a perfect, green, debris free lawn area. Anyone whose yard has a lesser appearance, is inferior.
Grassholes are very territorial and become highly agitated when humans or animals trespass in the yard area.
Yards maintained by grassholes frequently contain enough chemical residue to kill a small animal on contact.

a. As the little dog cavorted across the perfectly manicured lawn, the angry woman burst red-faced out her door, screaming and cursing. "What a grasshole," thought an observer.
b. A person who runs their noisy lawnmower, weedwhacker, trimmer and/or leafblower for more than 2 consecutive hours on more than 3 consecutive weekends is a grasshole.

grasshole by Pugsley D. February 20, 2009

Grasshole

The neighbor that refuses to mow his lawn more than once per month.

Did you see that lawn down the street? It must be a foot tall. What a grasshole !!

Grasshole by Sethington June 10, 2008