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That guy gave Kim a teddy bear. What a grant!
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verb. to repeatedly beat someone over the head with a chair, preferably a freshman in highschool, due to taunting and punk-like attitudes towards seniors in highschool
Hey, did you hear about that freshmen during 4th hour lunch? He got granted for talking smack to a senior.
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A tiny little town in New Mexico. See definition for bfe.
Guy 1: Have you ever been to Grants?
Guy 2: Where?
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A massive vagina. Another word for referencing a man as a "pussy."
Why dont you stand up for yourself and stop being such a Grant?
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(v.)to seek homosexual companionship in a men's public restroom. It is usually in the form of loud laughing that can heard thoughout entire office attempt to gain the attention of the person in the neighboring office.
I heard someone granting down the hall, so I shut the door to my office.
by viva la france July 10, 2008
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noun

1) A person who is anti-drugs, anti-alcohol and possibly anti-social. They are perceived as being uncomfortable with alcohol, drug use and mischief, as well as nudity and sexuality.

2) A person who is described as being concerned with behavior and being proper.

DERIVATIVES
Grant-like (noun)
Grantish (adjective)
Grantishly (adverb)
Grantishness (noun)

SYNONYMS
Pussy, Goody-Goody, Straight, Cowardly, Prude
1. Come on don't be Grant, just drink it.

2. She/He won't even hang out with us if we are getting high, what a Grant!

3. She/He won't even step foot into the abandoned house with us and makes up excuses to stay outside. She/He is acting like a total Grant!
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A slang word often used in the Highland region of Scotland to describe a bee, or someone who resembles a bee or has bee like qualities. Can also be a derogative term to describe someone who is annoying, or perverse.
Pulling a Grant is another example, which means simply that someone has told an unfunny joke, or has failed an exam or life in general.
"I just got 1/10 on my french exam :("
"Oh man, you just Pulled a Grant!"

"Oh my God, there's a Grant in the room!"

"Grant wants to see naked pictures of me! D="

"Snakes can eat Grants!"
by The Bee Hunter March 04, 2008
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