An environmentalist who excessively preaches his/her save-the-earth lifestyle to others to the point of being truly annoying.
"My landlord told me to not put my lawnchair in the back yard because it may kill the grass, and says i don't recycle enough."
"Wow! He's a real Granola's Witness"
"Wow! He's a real Granola's Witness"
by limeyluke007 September 30, 2009
by Darth Nihilus January 29, 2009
Dude, it's beautiful and a good time, but a lot of the people are definitely "touched" in the granola state.
by Mack C March 17, 2007
ariana grande= ariola granola
by simplynailogica November 10, 2017
a mom who is zero-waste, likes hiking and the outdoors, eats organic and “natural foods”, and uses essential oils to cure everything. she owns many plants and drives an suv. a hippie.
by kalchippy May 4, 2021
constantly wears Patagonia and all those brands, look like they belong in a granola bar commercial, they seem like a earthy organic person that have sandals like burks or chacos
that’s a granola kid
by yolos February 23, 2021
A lesbian of the birkenstocks-wearing, tofu-eating, folk music-loving, "earthy crunchy" hippie variety. Often seen with an acoustic guitar.
by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003