Granogurt

A meal consisting of equal parts granola and yogurt, usually bought at a whole food store and eaten by "granolas" "hippies" and the folks that carry their own shopping bags to the store.

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Granogurt by wildalaskanbeard October 15, 2009

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grandturtle

Instead of having a real grandchild you are being a grandparent for scaly pet

Grandma: hi Karen where is my grandturtle

Karen: he's right here ma
Grandma: well bring him over here so I can pet his shell
Karen: isn't he a nice grand turtle
Grandma: maybe you can start working on a real grandchild

grandturtle by Jesus Has No Balls October 17, 2015

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Granogurt • grandturtle • granturtledent • Grogurt

granturtledent

A person where their personality is as hard and remorseless as a turtle's shell

blaze thee laze is a granturtledent

granturtledent by Deniel Henderson March 28, 2019

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Grogurt

The Term for Semen, specifically with guys names that Start with GR

Damn last night, this bitch sucked me up like a tube of Grogurt

Grogurt by Mixtape325 September 6, 2023

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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