When Granny Goonies cobwebs get wet because she saw a picture of KD Lang lookalike and K-Pop star, Jung Kook.
Damn, Goons cobwebs are dripping. Kpop Granny goes wild!
by nobody.22 January 13, 2023
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an orange (hi-lited) flag on a high rod that the old people put on the bumper of their cars so they can find it easier.
Marge: "I can't find the damn car again!!"

Elmer: " I told you to put your granny flag on!"
by T. Wilson August 2, 2008
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A person who pursues in the infatuation with a grandma or elderly woman.
"I just hooked up with a 70 year old babe... she's just been Granny Snatched".

The 20 year old is going after the women in the nursing home, he's a Granny Snatcher.
by Nutbag February 1, 2012
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An old racist English teacher who is terrible at her job and we can assume is a demon from Hell in disguise. It is also believed that she gets off to famous fictional characters.
Yo, I went to ask Granny Kathy for the homework and found her reading "To Kill a Mockingbird" while shoving a dildo up her ass.

Granny Kathy gave me detention after I said that if Odysseus was real he would not want to go on a date with her.
by Thepublicagainstgrannykathy April 29, 2019
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When you've been in the water for a long time and your fingers get fat and wrinkly like someone's gramma
"Damn, Lester, you've been swimming in the pool so long you've straight up got granny fingers!"
by Lombard South May 17, 2016
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To really mess up big time, to fuck up with massively significant consequences.
On futurama, when Fry, pulled one of the lanterns from the old church, ruining Paul Revere's midnight ride; Professor Farnsworth informed him of his screwup of historical proportions by saying: "Fry, you dope! You've really screwed the granny this time.".
"Fry, you dope! You've really screwed the granny this time."

"You read from the Necronomicon and unleash Lord Cthulhu on Australia?! Well, it looks like you've really screwed the granny on this one."
by Dark Lord Cthulhu October 16, 2013
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Granny norma is something you can use to 1. End your life 2.Bleach your eyes and 3. Blind you.
If you truly want to suffer like me then search this up on google.
If you want to die Kevin, search up Granny Norma!
by A Suffering Human Being January 29, 2017
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