Grandma'd

Verb: To be caught in a conversation with a lonely grandma who is a stranger or neighbor. If you are a young person and she thinks that you are friendly and want to listen to what she says, she will tell you her life story, give you advice that you could never use, or gossip about things that you have no desire to hear, like something private about one of her grandchildren. Your response to what she says is not required, and after about 10-15 minutes, she will break off the conversation and act like you don't exist.

I was grandma'd really hard at the grocery store today by a lady giving out shrimp cake samples.

Grandma'd by dezzu July 17, 2009

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Grandma Marie’d it

To drop your take out order of food whilst running to answer a ringing telephone to still miss the call.

Sally grandma Marie’d It and our pizza had dirt in it.

Grandma Marie’d it by Syd67 June 7, 2018

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Grandpa'd

Term that refers to that little dribble of piss that totally screws up the front of your pants. It can happen as a circumstance of your boxers getting in the way or from dribble when you put away your junk. It's what happens every time your Grandpa goes to take a leak.

"Fuck! I just Grandpa'd on the front of my new dockers..."

Grandpa'd by Aaron Stein December 17, 2003

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thats how grandma died

Basically a substitute for thats what she said, esp. when that saying gets overused, and you want to impress your date.

DUDE< hurry up and eat that sub

Bro< chill out, its not like i can get it all in at once

Dude< Thats how grandma died!

(teacher): I dont think you guys are mature enough to handle this unit.

(students): Thats how grandma died!

thats how grandma died by brochacho July 6, 2010