Grand-dogs 

Baby boomers whose kids have pets instead of kids.

We are throwing a party for the grand-dogs.

Grand-dogs by AustinAngel April 22, 2010

granddog 

The adorable puppy your son or daughter just adopted in lieu of a human baby... in other words, as close to grandkids as you're going to get for now.

Check out this adorable sweater I got for my granddog! I'm taking it to him when I visit my son next month.

granddog by kabulykos August 17, 2010

granddogger 

A dog that belongs to one of your Children that doesn't live in your home.

Ask me about my Granddogger.

granddogger by Grandmeow January 25, 2016

Granddogger 

When your offspring has adopted a new dog who is now your granddogger.

Look at these adorable pictures of Diana's new granddogger!

Granddogger by HilariousSwan March 28, 2025

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008