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Grab Vagin 

1) To casually reach under the covers while your wife is asleep and touch her vagina to see if there is any chance that you may get lucky before you get up.

2) To knowingly come from behind and surprise your wife by immediately touching her vagina when she least expects it when she is bent over in front of you (in the shower shaving her legs, putting on underwear, etc.)

3) To sneak a quick touch of your wife's vagina when in public every chance you get.
Grab Vagin (verb):

Hill: How in the world am I supposed to get anything done when you keep Grab Vaggin me
Eric: Well you have the funnest toy in the world, its so smooth...I want to touch it all day long
Hill: That's why I married you!
Grab Vagin by Aquila117 April 7, 2015
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Grab Vagina Month 

A month in November where all boys grab girls pussy and get horny as hell!
I wanna have sex but I might as well grab a vagina in Grab Vagina Month!

Gravagina 

Another name for a stoop or small porch. It was a very popular slang term in small towns in the northern US area back in mid-late 1970's. Even though the term has the word "Vagina" in it, the term has no sexual relation at all.
Johnny and I were talking on the gravagina.
Gravagina by William J Young June 9, 2011

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026