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Ashley govender 

A slay queen,absolute girl boss that has travelled the world,the phrase “Ashley govender” normally refers to those of the lgbtq+ community who partake in the enojoyment of the natural earth and google maps, they love to make dad jokes and host bible meetings! with snacks but ashy washy lies 🥺🥺🥺🥺they say they have a wife to hide their true identity not only are they gay with a piss kink they are also Batman💕🤞🏻
“Omg look he’s such an Ashley govender”

“Take me to church I worship like a dog in the shrine of Ashley govender”

“1 June is Ashley govender month”

Suraf govender 

a noun/verb

to refer to a person who is being a devious little shit, this person is normally 5'6 or bellow.
A person who acts like this normally heavily uses words like "Freakyiano" and "ma johnson"
Person A: man what nice weather we are having
Suraf govender: Ma johnson
Person A: wth

(RAGS) Ronan Alonzo Govender 

Ronan Alonzo Govender aka (RAGS) has a small penis
RAGS Gets no women at all
He is also Gay
My name is (RAGS) Ronan Alonzo Govender and I am gay and I identify as a pigeon
Sparky! A day dreamer destined to follow his heart. An old soul. Someone’s true love. Cerebral, funny with a side of roadman. Never know which Govinder you’ll get. A big time player, king of GIFS - dem-er-rara.
He’s a Gove AKA Govinder
Govinder by Sweetcaramel November 23, 2021
A Govinder is a heartless soul and will rip into you at any chance he has
You are such a Govinder D:
Govinder by JSHEJDBEUEBEJDBDJCN January 5, 2020

Govener Griffon 

Something so ridiculous that it will make you want to kill any kitten no matter how adorable they are.
Tommy: Wow, did you know that guy's name is Gabe.
Tyreese: lolz, what a govener griffon he is.
Govener Griffon by iHax4fun December 25, 2009
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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