A Roger Guggenheim is a college student known for spreading chlamydia among the masses. He's the worst person you can imagine; he's bigoted, arrogant, and downright annoying. Roger Guggenheim studies business and wears sweaters even in the dead of summer, which is why he's so stinky all the time. His favorite pastimes include conspiring with the Iocal rodents, disturbing the peace in the library, defecating on the floors of communal showers, and spreading diseases for fun. Roger Guggenheim's exploits are greatly exaggerated, but like most myths, the stories are built on truth.

"He knew he had chlamydia and he still spread it everywhere-- what a Roger Guggenheim."

Roger Guggenheim by rogerguggenheimapologist September 1, 2022

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to have a German manwhore rip your nipple ring off.

Dah! I went to Europe and I was guggenheimed!

guggenheim by bread infection December 28, 2005

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What women type via text when they are at a loss for words

*Conversation via txt*
woman - I'm hungry
guy - what do you want?
woman - I don't know
guy - how about sushi
woman - I'm allergic
guy - how about Chinese take out?
woman - ehhhhhhhh
guy - you want to choose then?
woman - guggenheim

guggenheim by daquizzle July 25, 2019

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