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Dirty pricks who wear all black and studded leather neck colaars and belts. They usually don't take showers and smell like four week old unwiped ass. These creatures often worship death and have no real life, some what similar to emo people who are just gay. These "humans" most often listen to shitty punk/goth/emo/queer music. Due to their homosexual natures, they mostly spend their time buttfucking and being gay.
normal person: "Dude, why the goth clothing"
Goth fag queef bag: "Why the fuck do u care!!! I can make my own decisions about being a douche and suckin pale small pasty dick."
by Javon Dontrell August 11, 2006
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a rebel too "tough" to become and emo
look at tom, he's such a goth with his rebellious haircut, rebellious music, rebellious clothes, rebellious speech, and rebellious make-up
by (blank)______ January 03, 2009
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One who scorns corporations, conformity, and the latest fashion trends. Most commonly found at malls - the biggest corporations of conformity that house the latest fashion trends.
Jimbo: I hate people who buy and wear clothes that conform to a particular lifestyle.
Joseph: Same here. Hey, do you want to go get some black jeans with a lot of unneccessary pockets and chains to show off our goth lifestyle?
Jimbo: You read my mind.
by paparazzi July 16, 2006
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1. a loser who gets nowhere in life.

2. someone who is homosexual
goths usualy end up flipping burgers by the end of highschool.
by 123 j man February 09, 2010
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A “Goth” is a member of a southern Scandinavian tribe originating from “Gotaland”, an island off the coast of modern-day Sweden. Famous for their wandering emigration, which coursed through eastern Europe over several generations, they ultimately settled in various parts of the Western Roman Empire. The two main branches were the “Ostrogoths”, who settled primarily in the Italian peninsula and in regions north thereof, and the “Visigoths”, who ultimately controlled much of the Iberian peninsula.

Many children who possess poor posture, emotional frailty, lack of vigor, strength, or endurance, sheepishness, melodramatic sensitivity, nearly pathological conformity to others' manner of dress and hairstyles, and absolutely pathological self-hatred toward their own personal, natural individuality and self-image erroneously use the term “goth” to describe themselves.

In reality, not a more antithetical term could have been chosen.

Goths did not spend two hours in the morning getting their bangs “just right”, because hair obscuring the vision of one eye would make archery and swordplay far less effective. While a twenty-something “goth” quietly spends a gargantuan amount of time painting his nails and scouring thrift stores for girls clothing in the 21st century (HOMO!), a twenty-something Goth would have been calling conventions between other chieftains, devising logistical and tactical plans against a common enemy (COOL).
by Aharon The First May 27, 2010
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the result of putting edgar allan poe in the blender with three dirty socks, a dead frog's penis, and a can of Raid.
gothic goth gothitude gothidaaaaaaaay
by skudge December 26, 2007
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like a greb, a person who does not fit into normal, social society and feels the need to stand out as much as possible to gain attention, although the attention they get usually contains the words fuck and off. need a shower and the lads where make up (wots that all about u fags)
oi u ponse u look like lilly savage with all that make up on
by jake March 09, 2005
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