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Gorillaing 

Pre-emptive shaving of pubes are retained in ones hand whilst teasing one out over a girl. Upon spewing ones gunk one then proceeds to throw the collected hair over the face attempting to administer best coverage.
'Gorillaing in the mist' would be to perform this skilled task in a steam room. It has never been performed by anyone i know! But was premlinarly tested by Kips and will using candle wax and leg hair as substitutes - the results were good and i am hoping to accomplish the self undertaking assignment soon
Gorillaing by Minge Matt August 29, 2006
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grilling the salmon

1. Something you say you've done that sounds vaguely sexual enough to impress people. If asked how to grill the salmon, make something up.

2. The act of heating salmon over fire until it is cooked.
"I tossed her salad last night"
"Oh that's nothing. I was just grilling the salmon this morning"

Never have I ever grilled the salmon

Gorillaitis 

Have you heard Jordan has Gorillaitis?
Gorillaitis by Monika1992 April 14, 2014

gorillanize 

Aggressive, overwhelming behavior towards a person, place, or thing; To victimize.
"That car was just gorillanized by those frat boys."
gorillanize by Bigg Tank June 7, 2017

Gorillnigga 

Lebron looks like a gorillnigga
Gorillnigga by MoMoShaw October 21, 2016

grilling 

To insult someone harshly and consistently, synonymous with roasting
"Shut up Timmy, you fat, ogre lookin, nerd"
"Damn Ryan, easy with the propane, you're straight grilling him"
grilling by bigdickswinger January 30, 2017

grilling 

To continuously stare at someone, giving an impression of disliking.
That girl is grilling at us, let's grill her back.
grilling by msyu February 8, 2004