Gordonitis
The insatiable urge for self-gratification.
Gordonitis by pluoticus May 5, 2012
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1. (v) When someone comes into your place of work or study and distracts you or otherwise wastes your time, preventing you from accomplishing things or doing work
2.) (v) When someone is walking with you and gradually veers towards the edge of the path despite being the party furthest from the edge, thereby leading you to walk off the path and into dirt, a street or a wall.
2.) (v) When someone is walking with you and gradually veers towards the edge of the path despite being the party furthest from the edge, thereby leading you to walk off the path and into dirt, a street or a wall.
Dude, will you stop gordoning me? I'm trying to study for my Linear Algebra exam.
He wouldn't stop gordoning me and I almost walked into traffic.
He wouldn't stop gordoning me and I almost walked into traffic.
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Gordonade
A delicious drink made from one named Gordon. The drink may taste salty or even have a hint of pineapple flavour involved.
FRIEND -So Emma you do anything last night with Gordon?
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EMMA - No not really, I was really dehydrated so I just had some Gordonade.
Gordonvale State High School
At Gordonvale State High School you can find fuckboys, druggos, girls who where they’re shorts so high that they asses are hanging out and guys in grade 10 that date girls in grade 8, guys in grade 8 that date girls in grade 7 and girls in grade 8 that date guys in grade 12. You’ll find most kids being sent down to A12 and getting suspended. The fuckboys are hit ofc cause thy always are. If you head to gordy skate park you’ll sometimes see kids smoking durrys and most weekends an after soon you’ll seem boys burning around on motorbikes out at grenpath. Others on scooters
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