Gordan Freeman is the main character in the game Half like and soon in Half life 2. Was a scientist then shifted instantly to orange suited killing machine without even missing a beat.
Often seen with a crowbar
Often seen with a crowbar
by Dude Love October 12, 2004
The deadliest nerd scientist on the planet. Joined Black Mesa as a scientist, put his MIT skills to the test by pushing a cart a whole 3 feet into a particle beam, caused a resonance cascade, introduced the facility to hordes of aliens, somehow survives (even though all he has is a crowbar, while the security guards with flak jackets all die), and manages to stop the cascade, only to be taken prisoner by a guy in a suit that has a funny way of talking. At least 10 years later, he is teleported back into Earth, which is now ruled by an alien race called the Combine, thanks to him. He (once again) survives against all odds, fights the Combine, goes through several plot twists, 2 sequels, and becomes a messianic figure in the eyes of Earth, all without ever speaking a word.
"Yes, I'm absolutely certain it was...Gordan Freeman." --Dr. Breen, Half Life 2
"This is the Freeman. The Combine's reckoning has come." --Vortigaunt, Half Life 2
"...giving him nicknames as 'The One Free Man'..." --Dr. Breen, Half Life 2
"Crowbars are for geeky video game characters." --Anna Grimsdottir, Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
"This is the Freeman. The Combine's reckoning has come." --Vortigaunt, Half Life 2
"...giving him nicknames as 'The One Free Man'..." --Dr. Breen, Half Life 2
"Crowbars are for geeky video game characters." --Anna Grimsdottir, Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
by Aditya Bhattaru April 19, 2008
An Austrialian Gordan is the act of inserting one thumb into vagina of a girl, inserting the remaining thumb into her rectum and shouting "good'ay mate"
by The Hottest of Karls January 28, 2011
by Hugo fukurself December 1, 2006
Gordon Freeman in Half life 2 (substance mod). Gordon now has bullet time and alot of weapons for him to go crazy with. he is stronger, faster and ready to destroy the Combine Citadel. Truelly traveling faster than light he pwns the Combine forces, and some times he goes into Uber Flash Gordan mode which lets him be invincible and noclip through walls(sv_cheats 1) Saver of earth, scientist, bullet time maniac, overall cool guy.
Flash Gordan just threw Dr. Breen out of the Citadel window, and then flying down after Breen to kill him and make an awsome matrix style landing from about 2 miles in the sky.
by Alpha Raptor May 11, 2005
Frank - Did you know that (insert cool band here) are playing at (insert local venue here)?
Ed - GORDANS ALIVE! REALLY! WOW!
Ed - GORDANS ALIVE! REALLY! WOW!
by Anthony Rutland June 17, 2008
Charlie Sheen and Esteves were probably about to blaze up a wubanger but decided to save some weed and rip a grav, Esteves still flush from all the MD2 cash after defeating iceland dubed the act ripping a gordon bombay
by wesl3ypipes October 29, 2015