Gootrition

Noun:
The process of obtaining food necessary for bad health and obesity.

1. If you find yourself on the toilet releasing a diarrhetic shit whilst puking in a garbage bag, your gootrition level is high.

2. If you are eating loads of trans and saturated fats and washing them down with pizza grease, your gootrition level is high.

3. Fat.

Gootrition by Guzman III October 9, 2009

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goonition

A procedure involving awkward moments, and foolish but creative socially cunning comments designed to make all others focus their attention on you because your ability to gain a crowds attention has surpassed all others.

Goon: A large piece of scrap metal just bonked me on the head cause I think that girl just hypnotized me with that sexy smile lets enjoy some foosball and beer bong. Yyyyyeah!

Zacky: HAHA so true yo, I don't understand but damn you make a good point.

Goon: Its goonition, you fell for it.

goonition by Goondued November 5, 2011

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Gootrition • Goonditioning • goonition • Goosition

Goosition

The position or Ranking of your website within the google search engine.

With our current Goosition, i would expect a 300% increase in sales!

Goosition by myztic_man December 18, 2007

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Goonditioning

The act of preforming a footjob ceremony that involves 8 men laid out in a swastika formation while matching their stroke pace to the the pace of the fitness gram pacer test.

Coach Brown, was that you Goonditioning at the Goonstitution yesterday?

No, we did not have enough men to preform Goonditioning yesterday.

Goonditioning by Goonposium January 24, 2025

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Goonditioning

The act of preforming a footjob ceremony that involves 8 men laid out in a swastika formation while matching their stroke pace to the the pace of the fitness gram pacer test.

Coach Brown, can we do some Goonditioning together as a team, I believe it would improve morale?

Goonditioning by Goonposium January 24, 2025

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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