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A verb, which means to grab someone between their butt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. The most common way to goose someone is with the fingers and thumb of one hand. The fingers grab from the bottom, and the thumb from the top. Then, in an upwards, and squeezing motion, you goose them. It is normally done while the "receiver" is wearing clothes, although there is no reason why it couldn't be done without clothes.
What the...oh man, I've just been goosed!

He goosed me so hard it bruised my anus!

The reason I have skid marks on my undies must be because I was goosed ealier today.

"Man, don't goose me again, okay?"
"Ah, c'mon, what's a little goossing between friends?"
by Dave March 04, 2003
A goose is a term used for a relatively disgusting female. Usually one whom lacks beauty in one or more physical features. It is also not uncommon for a male, upon seeing a goose, to honk at her as if he is disturbed. Not to be confused for a fat or large female, which would be referred to as a hippo or a walrus.
Man 1: Ayy dude, guess what!? I got it in yesterday.
Man 2: Ewww your trippin.. That bitch was a goose.
by Gary_G October 10, 2010
Another term for the word Good, but a much higher level of good.
Guy 1: hey, did you see that car crash down the block?

Guy 2: yeah man, it was mad goose.
by I Fatality X February 27, 2010
Something very energetic, explosive or fast. Origin unknown for sure, but follow a goose around for a while and you'll probably find out where the term comes from...
Coach: Get round that race track like crap through a goose!


Husband: Honey, we're gonna be late. Get down the stairs like crap through a goose!
by LastBloke February 24, 2010
1.a rough, rude prod in the anus, (often done as a coarse prank)

2. to roughly and rudely prod someone in the anus
He regretted trying to goose his sister when she tried to involve the courts.
by The Return of Light Joker December 31, 2008
An individual who tells Lies (stories).
Mack is such a goose, he said he brought all those beers to the party?!
by The Smoke Dog November 22, 2011
super cool
dude, that fireworks display was sooo goose!

I hate it when you steal my stuff! So not goose, man!
by Muffinmannioso September 26, 2008
everything and anything
That girl is a goose.

Doing the dishes is a goose.

This ice cream is a goose!
You're a goose.
Hate mail is a goose.
You're the moose's goose.
That's very goosely of you.

Its hard for a goose in the world today.
by Duph! March 02, 2010

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