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1.
A verb, which means to grab someone between their butt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. The most common way to goose someone is with the fingers and thumb of one hand. The fingers grab from the bottom, and the thumb from the top. Then, in an upwards, and squeezing motion, you goose them. It is normally done while the "receiver" is wearing clothes, although there is no reason why it couldn't be done without clothes.
What the...oh man, I've just been goosed!

He goosed me so hard it bruised my anus!

The reason I have skid marks on my undies must be because I was goosed ealier today.

"Man, don't goose me again, okay?"
"Ah, c'mon, what's a little goossing between friends?"
by Dave March 04, 2003
 
29.
A goose is a term used for a relatively disgusting female. Usually one whom lacks beauty in one or more physical features. It is also not uncommon for a male, upon seeing a goose, to honk at her as if he is disturbed. Not to be confused for a fat or large female, which would be referred to as a hippo or a walrus.
Man 1: Ayy dude, guess what!? I got it in yesterday.
Man 2: Ewww your trippin.. That bitch was a goose.
by Gary_G October 10, 2010
 
30.
1.a rough, rude prod in the anus, (often done as a coarse prank)

2. to roughly and rudely prod someone in the anus
He regretted trying to goose his sister when she tried to involve the courts.
by The Return of Light Joker December 31, 2008
 
31.
super cool
dude, that fireworks display was sooo goose!

I hate it when you steal my stuff! So not goose, man!
by Muffinmannioso September 26, 2008
 
32.
everything and anything
That girl is a goose.

Doing the dishes is a goose.

This ice cream is a goose!
You're a goose.
Hate mail is a goose.
You're the moose's goose.
That's very goosely of you.

Its hard for a goose in the world today.
by Duph! March 02, 2010
 
33.
a sexy little love machine who likes it in the shower
goose:the water feels great thereeee...
by sillygooseberry. June 20, 2009
 
34.
n; one who is never serious, constantly plays around; a joker; a foolish person; goes along with the slang term soulja boi
Daniel: Ey, you kno ma homie antwan
Austin: Yea.
Daniel: Man he a straight up goose!
Austin: Yea, he is a goose soulja boi.
by DanOfThorp August 04, 2008
 
35.
Word referring to one who is acquainted with alcohol in such a way that they are so hammered, they begin to act and sound like the very animal.
*Hammered man dancing on street wielding Grey Goose in one hand and Smirnoff in the other*

Bystander, "Is it just me, or is that man a goose!"

Other bystander, "It appears that he is."

*Loud thump is heard by all in the vicinity*

Other bystander, "Now it appears he is roadkill."
by FlamingDonuthole911 July 03, 2010