goonked 

When a person is extremely high or drunk, to the point where basic human tasks are almost impossible to accomplish.

Dan: Charles cmere! I can't get this power strip to work. I plugged it in and everything.
Charles: My nigga what? You can't plug the cord into the extension! You must be goonked fam!

goonked by BabyGrizzly September 15, 2015

Goonked 

Goonk or Goonked is use in a sense when you destroy, obliterate or wreck an opponent in a PvP game.

Damn even though that double pump sucks I goonked that kid

Goonked by 1-800-GOONKED September 5, 2018

Goonk/Goonked 

Goonk or Goonked is use in a sense when you destroy, obliterate or wreck an opponent in a PvP game.

Wow another victory royale they should call us the goonk/goonked squad.

Goonk/Goonked by 1-800-GOONKED September 5, 2018

Gooned out 

A point during masturbation where you start to lose control and revert to a Neanderthal goon tard, often after hitting poppers or smoking an insane amount of weed. The pleasure becomes so intense that your eyes roll back, your mouth opens into an "O", and you're either panting, grunting, making monkeybate sounds or babbling about how good your penis feels.

Once I took that last hit of poppers I was gooned out bro.

Gooned out by Ultbator August 20, 2019

goinked 

The expeditious action of rolling an unknowing subject with no clemency.

Damo: Ya know Bazza got staunched last night at the tav?
Darren: Poor Bazza got goinked on a Thursday.

goinked by Lil PineOCleen November 8, 2019

Gronked 

Being drug on the ground clinging to an appendage while trying to tackle someone.

Being crushed, or ran over by someone while engaged in sports, particularly American football.

Being thoroughly embarrassed or humiliated by an opposing team member while participating in sports.

Originated in a NFL preaseason game where New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski drug Linebacker James Laurinaitis 5 yards along the ground while he was holding onto his leg. The play resulted in a touchdown for the Patriots and humiliation for the linebacker from Ohio State University.

Did you see that dude get Gronked? Wow that was awesome!

Gronked by Pats Fans September 9, 2010

Gooked up

Describing a person that has been snorting cocaine all night. White powder clogging up their nasal cavity.

Jamal: “I’m all gooked up, I’m going to snort this one with my left nostril.”

Gooked up by kylesmokes May 18, 2020