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To take a completely normal object (e.g. an aeroplane, planet earth e.c.t) and to turn it into an anime girl
Greg: Bro I saw an image of a goonified version of the tesla cybertruck

Trent: nah they're goonifing anything these days
To turn an object into an anime girl (basically porn)

Prime example: earth-chan
Man 1: bro did you see that image of a goonified motorcycle?

Friend of man 1: yeah bro, I stroked my shit to that bro

Man 1:(pause) what the actual fuck is wrong with you?
Goonified means something where you goon at
Jacob- bro your room is so goonified
GOONIFIED by Goonified November 23, 2025

Goodified 

To make good
killed
made dead
fitted for cement over coat
Rastus was goodified in a shoot out with the police

Two youths were goodified in an attempted armed robbery
Goodified by MadMo44mag February 21, 2013

glorified lesbian 

Someone that has never been with a man before and we all know it

gaknified 

State in which acne has taken over one's face. Acne to such an extreme extent; facial skin is nearly unrecognizable.
Sally's face is all gaknified.
gaknified by Dallas DeWayne May 12, 2009