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Google, or Google, Inc., is one of the biggest companies in the world, A.K.A. Microsoft's brainwashing brother. Google is already set to take over the world by at least 2020. The Google virus has already infected more than half of the world's population. It is only a matter of time before you get brainwashed too. Run while you can from the evils of Google, but don't try to get help from those losers at Yahoo! or Bing. Chances are that they will just bombard you with ads, irrelevant information, and Justin Bieber.

Beware of Google's hundreds of deadly weapons such as Google Images, Google Maps, Google Earth, Google Play, Google News, Google+, Gmail, Google Chrome, Google Translate, Google Trends, Google Drive, Google Calendar, Google Mobile, Google Books, Google Offers, Google Wallet, Google Shopping, Google Alerts, Google Blogger, Google Hangouts, Google Finance, Google Photos, Google Videos, Google Scholar, Google Groups, Google Fusion Tables, Google Code, Google Voice, Google AdSense, and YouTube.

What Google calls "Accessories" are actually killing machines crawling with predators determined to force the Google way of life into your mind. And then there is the secret weapon that murders tens of thousands each day: Google Search.

Google might even plan to launch Google Brainwash, Google Overlord, Google Google, Google Google Google, Google Imagmapearthplaynewsmail+, Google Obama, Google Illuminati, and Google Slave List in the near future. You have been warned...
There are over 100 definitions of Google on Urban Dictionary already. Those poor souls could have fought back, but the Google Virus cursed them forever... wait a minute...

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... All ... ALL HAIL GOOGLE, THE SUPREME LORDS OF ALL GOOGLEDOM.
by BCB5 June 18, 2013
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The holy mother of all search engines. Is the most efficient, and reliable search engines. Can generate a few million results within a fraction of a second. Can be used for homework, dating, and for looking at high quality divx porn for satisfying your sex-deprived lives.
I used google to search for transsexual porn!
by SeXuaLSoYBeaN June 20, 2003
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My Personal Spellchecker.
"Hey dude how do you spell marijuana?"
"I'm not sure. Lemme Google it!"
by Jonathan Farrow August 12, 2006
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n.
Google - A search engine that currently searches 8,058,044,651 web pages. If we look at this figure closely it is clear that it is greater than the number of humans residing on this planet. Google seems to have been made popular due to its plain and simple interface unlike yahoo which sells out with its adds.

v.
To Google - The act of using the google search engine.

It is thought Google got its name from a googol, the third largest number with a name. It is a '1' followed by 100 zeros.
n."I'll use google to find the right site, or I'll use it's image search to look for boobies"
v."If you don't know what something is, google it"
by Casanova M-baby May 04, 2005
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Quite possibly the greatest website ever invented.
Fucking use google before you do something stupid.
by Julian Mark Peter Bungard November 29, 2007
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N. A company hell bent on world domination. With features ranging from telling you the answer to life, universe, and everything to showing you an aerial photo of Area-51, there is no question whether or not their goal is world domination.
Bob: OMG OMG, GOOGLE IS GOING TO EFFING TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
JOE: better Google taking over the world than Microsoft.
BOB: you got a point there. Now let's go order some prostitutes

Personally, I wouldn't terribly mind Google taking over the world-the only regret I would have is that they beat me to world domination.
by Satanist Cows go meow April 14, 2009
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1] v. To search for a term or terms using the Google search engine.
2] n. A highly-used search engine that is considered the most effective on the internet by many
3] n. The number 1, followed by 100 zeros.
I googled for a serial to Windows XP, but I found a German porn site instead.

Google owns Yahoo's ass.

I have been to that fucking site a google times.
by BTTF Man January 23, 2004
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1. n. a popular search-engine
2. v. to search for something.

Originally, Google had the more narrow meaning of simply performing an online search on the Google search engine, but since has become adapted to a more broad context of searching for almost anything.

See Also: Wiki
1. A: I totally can't remember what that song was called!
B: Check for the lyrics on Google, man. You'll probably find it.

2. A: I'm really hungry.
B: Then go Google the cupboard for some ramen or something.
by BadAji May 04, 2007
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