The Google Empire is currently the strongest "force" in the world which, since 1998, has influenced approximately 99.5% of everything. They were that "force" behind George Bush's election, 9/11, global warming, and the recent depression. Able to initiate any possible occurrence anywhere at the press of the button, your thinking patterns as you read this are being programmed by one of several "Googlites" located in a CIA-protected location. Since Google operates on all infants at their birth, all humans 12 and under are effectively bionic. Every tap of your finger against the computer, every breath, every blink is being initiated by someone who, after typing a length of code, beams that string of coding to the receptors inserted into your head at birth. These receptors translate the raw data into small actions carried out by your muscles. Since an electrolyte is pumped into muscles at birth, the receptor only has to transmit an electric current to that area, causing a twitch, which is what humans percept as movement.

And when they come in the night for you, do not resist. After surgery, it will feel completely normal and you won't notice the newest electronic equipment packed into the confines of your head and body. And yes, in case you were wondering, they do control your erections.
Guy to girlfriend: "Oh yeah, baby, keep sucking. Oh yeah!"

Googlite at Google headquarters flips switch to activate in-eye camera.
by π=3.14 April 20, 2010
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The holy mother of all search engines. Is the most efficient, and reliable search engines. Can generate a few million results within a fraction of a second. Can be used for homework, dating, and for looking at high quality divx porn for satisfying your sex-deprived lives.
I used google to search for transsexual porn!
by SeXuaLSoYBeaN June 20, 2003
Google - A search engine that currently searches 8,058,044,651 web pages. If we look at this figure closely it is clear that it is greater than the number of humans residing on this planet. Google seems to have been made popular due to its plain and simple interface unlike yahoo which sells out with its adds.

To Google - The act of using the google search engine.

It is thought Google got its name from a googol, the third largest number with a name. It is a '1' followed by 100 zeros.
n."I'll use google to find the right site, or I'll use it's image search to look for boobies"
v."If you don't know what something is, google it"
by Casanova M-baby May 04, 2005
N. A company hell bent on world domination. With features ranging from telling you the answer to life, universe, and everything to showing you an aerial photo of Area-51, there is no question whether or not their goal is world domination.
JOE: better Google taking over the world than Microsoft.
BOB: you got a point there. Now let's go order some prostitutes

Personally, I wouldn't terribly mind Google taking over the world-the only regret I would have is that they beat me to world domination.
by Satanist Cows go meow April 14, 2009
1] v. To search for a term or terms using the Google search engine.
2] n. A highly-used search engine that is considered the most effective on the internet by many
3] n. The number 1, followed by 100 zeros.
I googled for a serial to Windows XP, but I found a German porn site instead.

Google owns Yahoo's ass.

I have been to that fucking site a google times.
by BTTF Man January 23, 2004
A company that is trying to take over the world

Search engine was not enough

they made mobile phones
they made a web browser
they made a free email service
there making a Operating System
they will soon make a MP4 player
they will soon move into financial institutions(banks, credit loans)

when will it stop?
Google slowly taking over this rock called earth
by |Grayfox| July 08, 2009
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