The title of the "official" mall muzak in the original "Dawn of the Dead". Sounds like a zombie playing a xylophone.
If my local mall played muzak like "The Gonk", it wouldn't make me want to buy, buy, buy. It'd make me want to leave, leave, leave!
by drunk zombie June 23, 2004
A slang term used in the world of Cyberpunk 2077, usually referring to a smooth brained individual who either says, or does, something that is extremely fucking stupid.
Johnny: C'mon V, smoke a cig for me. I need nicotine.
V: Sorry Johnny, I kill 300 people a day, but smoking is where I draw the line.
Johnny: You fucking gonk.
V: Sorry Johnny, I kill 300 people a day, but smoking is where I draw the line.
Johnny: You fucking gonk.
by daveycrockett3 December 17, 2020
by :) October 12, 2004
Common slang in the server, Entertainment District to mean rough and hard anal gay sex. Typically used as a phrase during e sex.
by Vanlentine January 25, 2022
A gonk is a Scottish term used for blowjob or oral sex performed on a male, often performed by skanky little middens or in homosexual cases by dobbers.
by CLASS_A_BIRD February 18, 2009
A way of saying "oh shit" or it can be used to show disgust. gonk has many uses and is sometimes used as an emoticon on gaia
by xJenx August 10, 2005