Someone who walks awkwardly, almost as if they were wearing an invisible deep sea diving suit. Similar to the 'lollop' that an elephant adopts when walking. A 'gomper' is also normally half a sleep while all those around them are awake.
by Skewy August 29, 2003
"I think i'm going to gomp after eating this mayonaise and salsa sandwhich."
"Wow dude, that was a nightmarish gomp!"
"I hope to never experience gompage like that again"
"STOP GOMPING ON MY NEW LEATHER JACKET!"
"Wow dude, that was a nightmarish gomp!"
"I hope to never experience gompage like that again"
"STOP GOMPING ON MY NEW LEATHER JACKET!"
by Cloudscollide December 5, 2005
Some dudes were at a strip club, and one of the strippers sat right on a guy's penis and it hurt like shit, so he yelled "GOMP!"
by WhoAreYouDPG? July 2, 2010
1.The noise made when taking to much food in one mouth full also see Chomping
2.Gomping can be used for body parts as well
2.Gomping can be used for body parts as well
by scottamus May 19, 2008
An expression of the simultaneous pressing of mortality and freedom of immortality, especially when induced by asphyxiation.
by JamminSalmon May 2, 2021
Stands for 'Get On My Penis' a common term with me & my friends when describing hot guys/celebrities! (Sarcastic term :L )
Girl 1: Hey did you see the lead singer in that band?
Girl 2: Yeah he was soo hot!
Girl 1: He should GOMP ;)
*Laughs*
Girl 2: Yeah he was soo hot!
Girl 1: He should GOMP ;)
*Laughs*
by AizzieTW February 10, 2012
by Avereak May 27, 2022