The practice of inserting plastic or metal 'sounds' (long thin and very smooth objects) into yours or someone elses uretha. Ultimately leads to streching of the uretha so that larger objects (such as a finger) can be inserted in the penis.
Bob had sounded himself so much his girlfriend could shove a tampax IN his cock.
Quite simply, a 'greasy mullet'. This is the state hair gets in when you don't wash it for a couple of days, stand in smoky pubs, eat a few too many kebabs and finally dip your head in a last nights chip fat. A Gomper will often be found with hair such as this.
Once again, after a few nights worth of burning the candle at both ends, James's hair resembled a grullet.
Someone who walks awkwardly, almost as if they were wearing an invisible deep sea diving suit. Similar to the 'lollop' that an elephant adopts when walking. A 'gomper' is also normally half a sleep while all those around them are awake.