Gommers

A female specimen with dental issues and requires sharp braces and/or plates. It like to give many gobbys (oral sex) but fails at doing so because its braces slice and dice the penis.

my girlfriend just pulled a gommers on me....wtf!

now im in hospital

Gommers by hoedown123456789 November 10, 2010

gummers 

The act of getting oral sex from a young vixen or if your a sick twisted individual, an old lady with no teeth.

I got gummers of that ditch pig in the waffle house parking lot.

gummers by Limey Bastard August 23, 2003

Grippy Gummers

Oh you know 😉 when they got no teeth on those gums. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United grippy gummers and to the gums for which they grip, one nation under grip, gummy, with grippy gums for all”

“Buddy I like when they have no teeth man, $25 you can get some free head. Those gums on that dick feel so good man. Them raw gums on that dick it just feels so great. For only $25!” - Lil Cumtism on Grippy Gummers

Grippy Gummers by Willy Wiggur March 17, 2023

Goomers 

Psychedelic mushrooms

Janie popped some goomers and danced in the redwoods--as the sunlight enveloped her beautiful form with energy-bliss she became one with the universe.

Goomers by JohanLix August 17, 2014

Gompers 

1. That shitty-ass Villiger building.
2. Crossreference: see son of a whore

Gompers, you Son Of A Whore!
I have a round in Gompers?!?! FUCK!!!

Gompers by Lance Kessler November 23, 2009

gompers 

A clean-shaven pair of testicles which have been slapped repeatedly by a small, electronic fan having fins made of a soft rubber and dunked into a bowl of melted chocolate, along with those of others who are doing the same.

Chilling one's gompers would result in a tasty delight that would please many.

gompers by gompers March 1, 2011

Gomersexual

A person who becomes arroused by their own image.

I looked at myself in the mirror, pitched a tent, and became a gomersexual.

Gomersexual by KaptinKrunch August 13, 2004